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⚐ Report//The class is discussing the big Pharma lobby Grossman: They make SimiLac. Fake breastmilk. Myles: I hate that stuff!
#2948
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I didn't realize today was universal "Get A Sub" day. Ostrander: Did you see the weather?
#2946
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⚐ ReportPham: So last week, I do explosion with alcohol in class. I put a little too much in, and it blow part of the roof off. And like 3 or 4 guy fall out their chairs. I like, "what wrong with you?"
#2945
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⚐ Report//randomly during the middle of class Piper: Okay, we have 9 minutes and 30 seconds of class left. (writes 9:30 on the board and makes a big rectangle around it) Student: Why are you writing the amount of time left on the board? Piper Because I feel like it.
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⚐ Report//Nadia was absent the day before, Valentine's Day Pham: Nadia, where you been yesterday? Nadia: I was sick. Pham: You not sick! You go on date!! (points to chocolate and card on Nadia's desk) What boy that from??
#2941
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⚐ Report[Eric N is shadowing; freshman chem is balancing equations] Freshman: You can grab as much oxygen as you like from the air. Eric: Ooh! Can you grab negative oxygen?
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⚐ ReportLily: Three equals five. Teacher: Great! Now- Lily: Wait, t equals five. Teacher: I hope no-one's recording this.
#2939
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⚐ ReportTeacher: ...and then we'll see how stupid you are. Did I just do a Pham? Class: Yeah, except it sounded like [Teacher]. Teacher: Hmm. Maybe Pham does [Teacher]s, not the other way round?
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⚐ Report//Q&A session in Cell Phys, and E has been at the top of his game //Mrs. Bosse says something significant Hannah B: What was that? Bosse: Ok, who was listening to me and can answer Hannah's question? E (for xth time in a row): Me! Bosse: Wow, E, what did you eat for lunch today?