#2880

66

Feb. 7, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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Freshie: Can you show me an example of a cup size?

#2878

99

Feb. 7, 2011, 6:41 a.m.

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Student: Mr. Rose, what is the slowest airline to travel on? Rose: Um... walking. Student: But that's not an airline. Rose: Yes it is. Student: No it's not. Rose (angrily): Shoot, then I got cheated really badly didn't I?

#2877

1414

Feb. 6, 2011, 9:47 p.m.

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Gibi: We noticed that the overhead projector was smoking. Theresa: Really? What was it smoking?

#2876

1010

Feb. 6, 2011, 8:05 a.m.

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//Rose's student aide is grading hw for him Student Aide: How strict should I be if they forget to write their name, like should I find out who they are and then burn it in front of them?

#2875

1010

Feb. 5, 2011, 6:57 p.m.

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//to freshman Upperclassman: [quoting another teacher] So I could just flunk all of you... Rose: Hey, don't curse in front if freshmen. Upperclassmen: I said "flunk". Rose: Oh. Upperclassmen: [again quoting the teacher] ...but then you would all have to call me Rose.

#2874

1818

Feb. 5, 2011, 12:40 p.m.

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Balla: It's Reba the amoeba's birthday today. Her mother made her a birthday cake. Thomas: Wait, isn't she her own mother?

#2873

94100

Feb. 5, 2011, 12:38 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in, and Stein isn't in the classroom Ostrander: So, where is he? Bob: You won't believe how hard it was to get him through the window

#2872

66

Feb. 5, 2011, 12:36 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in with SRP forms Stein: I hope this isn't on an even day. Ostrander: I don't know. I'm not in charge.

#2871

44

Feb. 4, 2011, 9:50 a.m.

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Teacher: SWEETIEPIE! Oh, wait, that's a boy.

#2870

44

Feb. 4, 2011, 7:37 a.m.

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//Lev jokingly blammos Khoa and Rafa; both are holding spoons. Khoa: But we're spooning!