#2804

55

Jan. 18, 2011, 4:59 p.m.

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Giles: When is this function increasing? Class: From 0. Giles: Which 0? Ashu: Negative 0. Giles: What?!?

#2803

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Jan. 18, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Giles (To Ashu): Alright—here’s the plan. Keep adding 0 to 0 until you get something BIGGER than 0. Then you can talk.

#2801

26

Jan. 18, 2011, 4:57 p.m.

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Giles: If you can factor cubic expressions in your head, you are a freak show genius. //Goes ahead and factors in his head Class: Uhh...? So you’re a freak show genius?

#2799

33

Jan. 18, 2011, 4:28 p.m.

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Giles: Your seat will remain the same unless we decide to put Ashu in the hallway.

#2797

57

Jan. 18, 2011, 4:28 p.m.

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Giles: Did you just say sin/cos=sin/cos? Ashu: Uhh... Giles: We are making groundbreaking discoveries in math today! //LATER THAT CLASS Ashu: If it's an equation, can you treat it like an equation? Giles: Wow! We are making even MORE groundbreaking discoveries in math today!

#2795

1414

Jan. 18, 2011, 12:15 p.m.

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Pham: *Writes HCN on board* Alex C-G: Hey, it's hydrochloric nitrate!

#2794

1212

Jan. 18, 2011, 9:55 a.m.

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//At Science Bowl 2011 regional. RM kids sit down to watch Blair A vs. Blair C Pham: You got nothing better to do on holiday weekend? RM Girl: No, we got out. Pham: This the weekend! Why you have nothing better to do? Man, you guys are whole bunch of nerds.

#2793

66

Jan. 17, 2011, 7:04 p.m.

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Ostrander: Research probably shows that the pajamas inside out thing doesn't really work, even when you wear them extra inside out.

#2792

66

Jan. 16, 2011, 6:12 p.m.

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//Stelzner is a huge Mets fan Student 1: What's alliteration? Stelzner: It's when you're repeating a consonant. You know, like, uhh, 'Sally sells seashells.' Student 2: That was terrible! Mr. Stelzner, you're the Mets of alliteration!

#2791

1313

Jan. 16, 2011, 6:11 p.m.

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//during exam review Stelzner: Define assertation. Student: What? Stelzner: Oops, I mean assertion. Gah, guys, I can't read! Student: Would you pass this exam, Mr. Stelzner? Stelzner: I don't know, but I'm a teacher so it doesn't matter. So, define assertation. (pause) No, I did it again! Your English teacher can't read! Student: It's like we're in DC public schools!