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#2078
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⚐ ReportPham: Hey, college, it's a freedom world out there, you go to class it's fine, you don't go class it's great. [...] From junior up don't do homework.
#2077
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⚐ Report//As usual, the Promethean pen is missing Pham: Wait! What do I going to write with?
#2075
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⚐ ReportStein: Maneater. Its about people who mess around with man-eating sharks and are surprised when they get eaten.
#2072
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⚐ ReportMr. Swaney: Something like six candidates from other parties in Russia have fallen out of window... or gone down in plane crashes.
#2071
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⚐ Report//Explaining the distinction between authority and actual power Mr. Swaney: [Russian President] Medvedev could rule Russia with an iron fist; he could dismiss Putin tomorrow if he wanted to. Putin's got the Russian Mafia behind him, Medvedev would fall out of a window the next day. So Medvedev has the authority, Putin has the Mafia.
#2070
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⚐ Report//Going over safety quiz Mr. Boettcher: A fire starts in the laboratory. A student notifies the teacher. What should the student do next? The answer is D: follow the teacher's directions... And if I tell you to sacrifice yourself for the betterment of the class, that's what you'll do.
#2067
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⚐ Report//Cao is falling asleep Duval: CAO! It's like you're the new Michael [Zhang]! (looking at Michael) I just don't get it, why are you so awake this year? Michael: Huh? Student: Eh, he's spacing. Same difference.
#2066
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⚐ ReportSwaney: So, who wants to present on China's political institutions? //Cao raises hand Swaney: Congratulations, you just picked the hardest topic.