#1777

2325

April 14, 2010, 3:57 p.m.

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Whitacre: So the henna means you're married? Why did you get married! Manisha: No, it doesn't count! It wears off in a few weeks anyways. Whitacre: So does marriage...

#1776

99

April 13, 2010, 11:51 p.m.

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Hinkle: If you're in a labor union, people will want you. They'll demand your body.

#1775

46

April 12, 2010, 6:21 p.m.

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Naomi: "Illegally seized elephants, no wait evidence, can be used in court"

#1774

08

April 12, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Wenting: Hey Wylie, I've always wondered something about white offense [Wylie/Contreras laugh a bit] Wenting: Like, no offense or anything, you know, white people anatomy [Wylie/Contreras laughing] Wenting: Why're you guys laughing?!

#1773

99

April 12, 2010, 5:54 p.m.

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Morgan: AHH! I couldn't deal with being a math magnet. I wouldn't be able to function.

#1772

44

April 11, 2010, 4 p.m.

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//Whitacre is interrupted by the annoying Infoflow announcement PA: Please tune your TVs to channel 19. Infoflow will begin in 30 seconds. Whitacre: Channel 19? That's the commie channel! Who cares about 19? You only get one channel -- state TV!

#1771

15

April 10, 2010, 7:18 p.m.

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Balla: I know you guys are either math-geniuses or humanitarianistic...s...but I was really both. A magnet and a CAP, a...Magcap. Class: LOL Balla: Magcap sounds weird, doesn't it? Magcap...Capnet... Mythili: You were a MAP!

#1770

1010

April 10, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Juan Diego: Wait, what is this method called? Assuming the opposite... Rose: Proof by contradiction. Juan Diego: Ummm, I'm sorry, but I don't understand... Rose: Reductio Ad Absurdum Juan Diego: Ohhhh...

#1769

88

April 10, 2010, 5:02 p.m.

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Andy Gilbert (to Rose): Your lack of enthusiasm for this problem *disgusts* me.

#1768

1515

April 10, 2010, 5:01 p.m.

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Rose: I was going to be early today except when I was walking out...I *stubbed* my toe. Class: LOL Rose: No, like I STUBBED my toe like no has ever stubbed their toes in the history of stubbing toes. -limps to board- Rose: In fact, I didn't even check it because it's probably just a bloody, gory mess down there. I need to get it amputated. -drops Calculus text by accident* Student: Watch out fr your toe. Rose: Don't worry, it's not there anymore.