#1767

1414

April 10, 2010, 4:58 p.m.

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*Rose walks into class ten minutes late* Ostrander: You didn't really need to come: he (Warren) could really teach the class. Rose: Yeah, isn't he great? Ostrander: In fact, I don't know why we even pay you... Rose: -sweat- um, legal things - he's a minor!

#1766

1010

April 10, 2010, 4:57 p.m.

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Quinn: Penalize is a weird word. Like penalty...and subpoena... Gross: Penis is a weird word, too...I haven't had to say that this early in a while. Class: LOL - Later - Gross: Sure, the lady in black and the lovers can get together - like a threesome!...Wow, didn't think I'd say that this early either.

#1765

92100

April 9, 2010, 7:18 p.m.

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Rose: Hey (student), I just got in a fight with Pham about you. Student: Really? Rose: Yeah. I said you're smart, but he disagreed. Student: Who won? Rose: Well I won because I was right, but it was a tough argument. Student: Why? Rose: He had evidence to suggest that I was wrong. Student: Like what? Rose: Your chemistry grade.

#1763

37

April 9, 2010, 6:59 p.m.

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Eszter: "We should have three week long school days all the time."

#1762

810

April 9, 2010, 6:24 p.m.

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Tolnay: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever been in jail? Hinkle: What? [to student] Why would he ask that? Student: *shrugs* Hinkle: So you wanna know if I've ever been locked up? Tolnay: Yes, Mr. Hinkle. Hinkle: The answer is, I'm sorry to say, no. Have I ever been locked up? No. Have I almost been locked up? Yes. [There is a moment of silence] Tolnay, incredulous: Seriously? You've _really_ never been in jail?

#1761

88

April 9, 2010, 6:21 p.m.

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//We were talking about labor supply, which led to labor unions, which led to teacher unions, which led to teacher licensing, which led to this. Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, guess what was the hardest licensing test I ever took. Student 1: Driver's license? Hinkle: Nooo, no. Student 2: Teaching license? Hinkle: Nah. It was my captain's license. Students: What? Hinkle: Ya know, boat captain. Students: You were a boat captain!?! Hinkle: Yup. Student 3: What's the biggest that your boat can be? Hinkle: 100 tons //Later he explained that they accidentally gave him the 100 ton test instead of the 12 ton test, but he passed anyway

#1760

1414

April 9, 2010, 1:53 p.m.

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Nilay, to Gibi: You look like a dinosaur. Gibi, to Gross: They're verbally harassing me! Gross: You're harassing them by how you look.

#1759

1111

April 9, 2010, 1:02 p.m.

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Ostrander: How 'bout you, Peter? Student: Wait, you're both named Peter! Ostrander: Yeah, Peter's such an awesome name. Peter: Actually, my dad changed his name to Peter after I was born. Ostrander: Wow, so your dad is named after you? That's awesome.

#1758

22

April 9, 2010, 9:03 a.m.

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//weird webpage open on Bob's computer Sam: What the frick is this? Bob: I don't know, it's the internet

#1757

04

April 8, 2010, 8:10 p.m.

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James Hill: Oh a proof? I ain't got that sort of free time. It'd be badass if Wolfram could generate proofs.