#631

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Oct. 11, 2009, 7:55 p.m.

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Schafer: "So here we have a graph relating the frequency to the kinetic energy of the electron. Now, what do we see here that's important?" <silence> Schafer: "Come on, what's the most important thing when looking at a physics graph?" Alex C.: "The background color!' Schafer: "Thats great, go touch the greenhouse door"

#630

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Oct. 11, 2009, 5:23 p.m.

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Student: Can we do the test some other day? Anderson: Actually... Why not? We'll take the quiz on Friday. Class: Yay! Anderson: I lied. Get out a sheet of paper.

#629

77

Oct. 11, 2009, 5 p.m.

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*Stein's phone rings in class* Stein: It's Mr. Pham. He wants to know if I want noodles and chicken.

#628

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: You want me to grade on a curve? This wouldn’t be a curve. It would be a ninety degree angle.

#627

33

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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//during a test, a student asks what “axis mundi” is Whitacre: How can I make this a teachable moment? *thinks* You waste paper! This is made out of good living TREES!

#626

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: This is why people go from As to Ds. They say “nevermind.”

#625

11

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: Never show your cards before it’s time. Whenever you wanna play poker, just let me know.

#624

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Schafer: Now we’ve done that ipso facto absurdum thing. Michael: You mean reductio ad absurdum? Schafer: Wingardium leviosa. Kamal: It’s not levi-O-sa, it’s levio-SA!

#623

02

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: Tension is a bad word.

#622

22

Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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//Vikas is at the Promethean board Schafer: Mr. Tolnay wants the assist. //Vikas throws the pen at David //David is not paying attention, so the pen hits him