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#2958
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⚐ Report//Following Mr. Pham's detonation of a balloon with C2H2 during Block A that produced a cloud of carbon that "snowed" on students. Apparently the news of it traveled quickly. //PBE and Mr. Rose are talking about something Rose: You're in Block A, right? PBE: Yeah Rose: You know how I know? 'Cause you have ash on your face! [laughs] //Later... Rose: We'll have to do something during this class [Mag Geo] to top that. PBE: Flaming triangles!
#2956
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⚐ Report//Out of context Bosse: Yeah, me and Mr. Pham, we don't do a lot of hand-holding. //class laughs really loudly Bosse: I meant, we don't... not each other, just, students...
#2955
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⚐ ReportClay: So class, do not date until you are 30 years old! //A few days later Clay: This is why you are not allowed to dat until you are 28 years old. //Again, a few days later Clay: Young people are unwise! Do not date until 25! //2 days later Clay: As I said before, no dating until 30!
#2954
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⚐ Report//discussing WWII paper rough drafts Stephens: So if your paper says "reinvent the wheel," then your paper is all screwed up.
#2953
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⚐ ReportPham: All Indianese people know about it. //a few students laugh pham: Guy, that not funny at all. I'm serious.
#2952
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⚐ ReportTeacher: Ittai, go sit down! //Ittai backs into the corner...and sits in the swivel chair Class: Sit on him! Teacher: Okay, go away! (gets him out of chair, tells a story) Ittai (has written stuff on the board in the meantime): So, are these lines parallel? Well, if - Teacher: I took you down once, now I have to do it again?!? If I do this time, you're not getting back up!
#2951
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⚐ Report//Pham has prepared some hydrogen balloons and a lit candle. Student: I think there's a fire hazard here. Pham: There ALWAYS a fire hazard!
#2949
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⚐ Report//The class is discussing the big Pharma lobby Grossman: They make SimiLac. Fake breastmilk. Myles: I hate that stuff!
#2948
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I didn't realize today was universal "Get A Sub" day. Ostrander: Did you see the weather?
#2946
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⚐ ReportPham: So last week, I do explosion with alcohol in class. I put a little too much in, and it blow part of the roof off. And like 3 or 4 guy fall out their chairs. I like, "what wrong with you?"