#2583

44

Nov. 19, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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Teacher: Do you want to be a cheerleader? Student: Yeah... Teacher: I'd like to see you wearing the clothes first.

#2582

57

Nov. 19, 2010, 5:26 p.m.

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Rose: New class rule: no Jewish boys can sit next to each other.

#2581

99

Nov. 19, 2010, 4:53 p.m.

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O'Connor: Crime and Punishment is like Hamlet trapped in Macbeth. Student: There, she saved you 500 pages of a crazy guy talking to himself.

#2580

1313

Nov. 19, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Anderson: You put a mouse in a maze, and you watch it. Maybe it gets the cheese, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it gets killed in the mousetrap, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it turns into a homicidal rapist, and maybe it doesn't.

#2579

55

Nov. 19, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Moose: YouTube is amazing! You can spend hours just fartin' around on there...

#2578

810

Nov. 19, 2010, 12:13 p.m.

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//In R&E, discussing movie about someone who got his arm trapped under a boulder in Africa Templin: So, he had a girlfriend that he was going to meet that night, and we can only imagine her surprise when several days later he was in the news for having cut his arm off. Patrick: Hey Amy, if I cut my arm off, would you go out with me?

#2577

33

Nov. 19, 2010, 12:10 p.m.

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//When discussing how to connect pieces of wood in R&E Student: So nails and screws are good. That's great, because I'm good at doing both!

#2576

17

Nov. 19, 2010, 12:08 p.m.

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//walking through the hallway in the morning Random Student: OH CRAP!! Us: ?? Random Student: I FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDICINE!!

#2575

66

Nov. 18, 2010, 10:32 p.m.

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Pham: Emily, you go out, get your nail done? Emily: No way, I do it myself! It's much cheaper! I can buy several bottles of nail polish for the cost of one manicure. Pham: And then you get to sniff it. Emily: Oh yeah, that's the best part. Pham: Oh, it time to call your mom. Emily: She sniffs it with me!

#2574

1113

Nov. 18, 2010, 2:17 p.m.

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Pham: Then, using the information to model the rate of accending of a diver in term of the deepth. -Mod/Sim assignment on edline