#2573

13

Nov. 18, 2010, 12:56 p.m.

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Andrew RS: Affordance is not good affordance! //Everybody claps

#2571

33

Nov. 18, 2010, 11:06 a.m.

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Marcus: Hey look what I found! *pulls out Daniel Barg's journal* Marcus: I even accidently steal stuff!

#2570

79

Nov. 18, 2010, 8:08 a.m.

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Amy Yan: Life is like a novel... without sparknotes.

#2569

06

Nov. 18, 2010, 7:51 a.m.

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Balla: So this is good karma! ...I don't really know what karma is. But it sounds good. I kind of like kar-MEL. ...What is karma anyways?

#2568

77

Nov. 18, 2010, 7:50 a.m.

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Swaney: Ok, if anyone is caught with any other website open... I don't know... Jack: They have to close the site? Swaney: No, they get stoned... and not the good kind.

#2567

88

Nov. 17, 2010, 10:54 p.m.

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Grossman: Everyone, turn on the mood lighting. [suggestively] C'mon, let's get in the moooood.

#2565

1010

Nov. 17, 2010, 7:42 p.m.

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Pham: This is ridic-lus. I could not believe it; it ridic-lus! (pause) Oh my god, this is ridic-lus. (pause) This is extreme ridic-lus! //after observing a student kneeling down to polish floor tiles soon to be tread upon by ARNE DUNCAN ZOMG

#2564

46

Nov. 17, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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//discussing russian corruption Anastasiya: So there's bribing everywhere.  Just bribe and you can get anything!  If you want a scholarship though, you bribe so much, you may as well pay to attend college directly.

#2563

44

Nov. 17, 2010, 6:34 p.m.

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Amir: I wonder what God's sperm would look like under a microscope

#2562

55

Nov. 17, 2010, 4:03 p.m.

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//Boettcher is sucking on a lollipop Boettcher: This is really good. Max: You're terrible. Boettcher: I know. (pause) Wait, what did you say? Class: (laughs)