#2548

1012

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:50 p.m.

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Lizzy: Why doesn't my mouse work? Jack: because it's upside down.

#2547

88

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:47 p.m.

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Swaney: Richard, why are you late again? Richard: Because the rent is too damn high!

#2546

-13

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:45 p.m.

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Dvorsky: See I'm not supposed to tell you what they take off for on the AP. But I have the list.

#2545

00

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:44 p.m.

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Swaney: Did you come into this class before? Hammond: No, I think I came in the other class. There was this one really talkative girl... Swaney: Sarah Fultz?

#2544

1313

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:43 p.m.

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Rose: Three questions you should never ask: One, "when's the baby due?" Two, "how old are you?" -- to a woman. Three, "have you graded the tests?"

#2543

1111

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:40 p.m.

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Rose: I have a rule that all your work has to be nice and organized and you can't just add crap up...This is known as the Loomis Rule.

#2542

44

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:40 p.m.

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Rose: Ok, everybody get what we're doing? Class: No... Rose: Yeah, we're just doing math.

#2541

713

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:36 p.m.

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Rose: (muttering some mathematical gibberish) Janvi: SECKS!!! //class laughs, Rose continues talking, 2 min later looks at Janvi Rose: Wait. What'd you say?

#2540

66

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:35 p.m.

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//Rose gets haircut Jack: But Mr. Rose! Now Mitchell has nothing to make fun of. Rose: Mitchell crossed the line from making fun of me to trying to be cool like me about 3 weeks ago.

#2539

-610

Nov. 16, 2010, 8:59 a.m.

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Collins: Alex, what are you doing?  Get off of facebook! //cue everyone looking