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⚐ ReportRoth: I have to sneeze. //Goes in the hall and sneezes very loudly Roth: I'm derivative. I mean, I'm delirious. I mean, I'm allergic to derivatives.
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: So think of someone you'd like to have sex with. Student: DUCKS! //laughter etc Whitacre: See that'd be the perfect job for you: a petting zoo!
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⚐ ReportDonaldson: Name any Apachi chief. *Hint:* people shout his name when they jump off of stuff! Lizzy: Ehhhh...oh like Guantanamo!! Samantha X. Cody: HAHAHAHAHAAAA! //silly lizzy
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⚐ ReportTemplin: The lockjaw is mainly used to hold down small things... Alex: Small tools for small things. Adarsh: (whispers something to Alex) Templin: ...it can hold this pencil if it doesn't inappropriately squeeze -- Alex: (laughing out loud) My butt! Templin: Well your butt probably wouldn't be able to fit into this tool.
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⚐ ReportAndy Gilbert: Abby, are you worried about me seducing your boyfriend when you are gone? Abby: If you can manage it... Alice: Then more power to you.
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⚐ Report//Pchem pd1, doing a lab //Contreras figures something out Sandra: Contreras, you're fucking awesome, man! Contreras (semi-distracted with something else): Heh. Sandra: Hey Contreras, let's grind! //Room falls silent Contreras: Uhrmm, the fuck?!
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⚐ ReportViju: Yo momma so fat, when you input her weight, you get a stack overflow error! Random Person: Yo momma so fat, when you use her as a parameter for a loop, you get an infinite loop! Vincent: Yo momma so fat, that's why they call it eclipse!