#1733

24

March 26, 2010, 12:13 a.m.

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Rose: Oh no! Somebody stretched my hypotenuse!

#1732

1818

March 25, 2010, 11:51 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, there's no homework for spring break? But Mr. Rose is giving homework and he says you two compete in giving more homework. Pham: Mr. Rose? I no play with him. He new kid only teach two year.

#1730

2020

March 25, 2010, 10:39 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: So should I assume this silence is you all contemplating this? Or blankly staring at the wall? Or falli- Mario: We're admiring your muscular physique! Particularly your left arm! Mr. Anderson: That may be the first time that anyone's complimented me on my physique.... And it was Mario Choi.

#1729

1416

March 25, 2010, 10:09 p.m.

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Ricci: Can I go to the bathroom real quick? Pham: You need to get a cup [class laughs] Pham: Why you guy laugh? I dead serious.

#1724

11

March 25, 2010, 1:04 p.m.

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//Talking about relations with south america and mexico Whitacre: See, the problem is that Americans hate everyone. Nevin: Yeah, those damn Mexicans should know better than to attack us! Whitacre: You know, you sound like you could be my uncle!

#1719

814

March 25, 2010, 12:10 a.m.

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Pham: It's just like cook book. It's not chemistry at all. You just do what it tell you.

#1718

1315

March 24, 2010, 9:39 p.m.

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//Jared asks a stupid question Rose: Jared you're way off. See you in math help for the rest of forever. Moving on.

#1717

2628

March 24, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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(Mrs. Ravilious wakes Valerie up) Mrs. Ravilious: Why does everyone keep falling asleep? *sigh* Okay, keep reading. (A student keeps reading the assignment, Valerie starts talking to someone) Mrs. Ravilious: VALERIE, GO BACK TO SLEEP! (Entire class laughs) Mrs. Ravilious: In my 26 years of teaching that's the first time I've ever said that to student.

#1716

33

March 24, 2010, 3:33 p.m.

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Schafer: Rachel, pick a number between 0-2 that's an integer. Rachel: 3?

#1711

99

March 23, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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//code red drill Rose: So we're gonna take a little break...I'm gonna eat a sandwich.