#1078

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Dec. 8, 2009, 11:14 a.m.

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Jacob: Hi, Mr. Curran! Mr. Curran: Man, I see this kid everywhere!

#1077

2224

Dec. 8, 2009, 9:03 a.m.

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Pham: Speak Indian! Rajan: That's not a language! Pham: Fine, whatever. Speak Hindu! Rajan: That's a religion... Pham: AHHH Hindi Hindi Hindi

#1076

55

Dec. 8, 2009, 8:49 a.m.

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Pham: If you want be lazy bum and do nothing, doing the teaching! Why you guy laughing? It true!

#1075

77

Dec. 7, 2009, 9:01 p.m.

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*student comes in late for study hall* Schafer: Hey you! It's just been announced that if you LC study hall you're automatically not getting into college.

#1074

99

Dec. 7, 2009, 4:28 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel's phone rings Simel (answers): Hey, I'm in class, but I have a quick question: Is bringing shot glasses to Hanukkah too inappropriate? //listens for a bit Simel: What! So the drinking theme is out for this year?

#1073

1212

Dec. 7, 2009, 4:26 p.m.

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//In Study Hall, getting the class to shut up: Stein: Everybody! Work. Just do something. Ittai (to Alex C): You can do me next. Schafer (points to Ittai): You! No talking, ever again!

#1072

77

Dec. 7, 2009, 4:23 p.m.

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Pham: We used to have the black Mr. Hammond, except we calling him Mr. Bishop. Maybe somewhere. Maybe you don't know.

#1071

13

Dec. 7, 2009, 1:17 p.m.

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Steven: What you should really be scared of is my grandma on the road. Whitacre: Does she talk like you? Steven: Nooo. Whitacre: I'm less afraid already.

#1070

-11

Dec. 7, 2009, 1:14 p.m.

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Whitacre: Go to Jerry's Subs, behind the building. Smells like urine there. [...] Especially that little alley near Subway.

#1069

11

Dec. 7, 2009, 1:09 p.m.

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Whitacre: Provisional driver's license? Are you a provisional organ donor, too?