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#968
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⚐ ReportPrange: "Sometimes we take tangents because of me, other times we just look at Eugene and go _what?_"
#966
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⚐ ReportStudent at Churchill (whom Mr. Prange taught): "Perfect acronym! Mom Kissed Dad 'Cause Marriage Meant New Porche"
#964
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⚐ Report//Warren has made innuendo out of something Joseph said Joseph: I *knew* you were going to say that right after I said it. Warren: Then why'd you say it? Joseph: I knew after I said it. Warren: Then why'd you say it? Joseph: Perhaps you're not familiar with the concept of "after."
#963
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⚐ ReportJenni: No, you're not supposed to protect Burger! Diana: But Burger needs protection! //awkward pause from entire group Burger: What? I never need protection!
#960
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⚐ Report//In comp gov, during Jacob's presentation Swaney: I went to China and met Diana's sister in a Starbucks. Jacob: I met Diana's sister when I went to her house! Swaney: Just one more thing we have in common.
#958
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⚐ Report// Raina and Lisa are walking to Cellphys from outside. Lisa reaches for Raina's hand. Raina: Lisa!!! Don't touch me. I have ladybug pee on my hand! Lisa: Oh... // Lisa and Raina walk up to the third floor. Lisa forgets what Raina said. // Lisa grabs Raina's hand. Lisa: Oh you're so FUNNY Raina! OH SHNAPPPPPPP....LADYBUG PEEE!!!!!
#956
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⚐ Report*In ceramics class Neel: If you don't get it, you don't get it. Lisa: GEICO!!! Neel: Noooo. The Washington Post! *Lisa laughs and smacks the table. Lisa: OH CRAP, MY TEAPOT!
#954
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⚐ Report//in history class, with a substitute Katie: "Who's this woman here that's not Mrs. Selman?" Evan: "I dunno, but it's an improvement."