#13401

1010

June 12, 2024, 8:57 a.m.

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Student: "Climate change is bad." Student: "That's my entire project, we can all go home now." // Student continues speaking.

#13400

-111

June 12, 2024, 8:25 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: I feel like Drake whenever he sees a kid

#13399

1111

June 11, 2024, 2:23 p.m.

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Sahu: I have crayons! I have colored paper! I have markers, but ONLY ORANGE!!

#13398

1010

June 7, 2024, 6:41 p.m.

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Sahu: "Another day, another slay, am I right?"

#13396

55

June 6, 2024, 12:53 p.m.

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Michael: swimming is so easy. you just stick one arm after another in the water. if you can't swim, you deserve to drown.

#13395

88

June 6, 2024, 8:11 a.m.

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Ostrander: "Is she going to sabotage the others [participating in the competition]?" Student: "...How would you do that?" //Others started saying ideas. Ostrander: "I see you have grown up in a nice household." Ostrander: "See, all these others have ideas." //We diverged into a conversation about whether or not sabotage was ethical, which turned into one about whether or not sabotage *in war* was ethical. //On the topic of being "ethical" vs. being "justified", Ostrander is setting up a scenario. Ostrander: "Suppose you were at war, and the universe deemed that your side was in the right and the other side was in the wrong." Ostrander: "Like, suppose they committed many atrocities." Ostrander: "Like, making their children root for the Mets."

#13394

1313

June 1, 2024, 11:47 p.m.

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Jason Yao: What's that? Leo: Socializing. Jason: Oh, fuck no. (turns around and leaves)

#13392

44

June 1, 2024, 7:02 p.m.

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Leo: Your facts may be facts, but my opinions are opinions.

#13391

77

May 31, 2024, 10:10 a.m.

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Glenn: That's why I love this job I don't have to euthanize you guys Glenn: and that's great Glenn: And now you guys know I don't have the stones to do it so you're good.

#13389

55

May 28, 2024, 1:53 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: That's a really cool name... Slipher. I wonder where that name comes from? A few kids in class: It's a British last name. Mr. Jacobs: Really? That's good. I'm glad it's not some ethnic or cultural last name, so I can make fun of it. Class: *starts laughing* Mr. Jacobs: Like if it was a traditionally Armenian last name, and his family got genocided or something, I couldn't make fun of that. You can always make fun of British people.