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#5620
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⚐ ReportMr. Street: Blair bash quotes are not funny in the slightest, except for Mr. Street's witty banter
#5619
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⚐ Report//Logic, Fus makes an announcement about fire alarm testing Fus: ...There is maintenance in the building, so please ignore the fire alarms should they sound. People Murmuring: What if there's a real fire? Rose: Great, time for arson.
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⚐ Report//Mazda is eating an apple, which has white spots on it Mazda: Seriously, I was eating one of these yesterday and it was fine -- Schafer: Three seconds and that apple goes in the trash. Stop. Mazda: No, look at these white spots-- Schafer: Stop. Arthi: If you look closely at the white spots, you'll see Jesus. Schafer: *facepalming* Stop...
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⚐ Report// Under the "How is this relevant today" section of a report on Mexican immigration and discrimination, a group member just put down a picture of Trump. Russel: *Peers over shoulder* That's a good start.
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⚐ Report//Music Theory is checking dictations Cynthia: (raises hand) What if I wrote all the notes' relative positions correctly, but transposed them to be the wrong scale? Mrs. Josey: If they're the wrong notes, it's incorrect //Pause Rachel: Why are you making life hard on yourself by transposing? Cynthia: ...I play clarinet Mrs. Josey: Yeah, that's a problem
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⚐ ReportRose: So this test was about real-life modeling, which is what high school is all about, and it was also about party planning, which is also what high school is about.
#5609
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⚐ ReportFreshman 1 (to other freshman): You're a horrible, terrible person. Freshman 2: I'm pretty okay with that. (15 second silence) Mr. Giles: I'm additionally okay with that as well.
#5608
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⚐ Report//Ms. Roberts imitating how we play our instruments Roberts: EERUUOOOOOUUUAAURREHGH...UOOEERRGGGHHHHORUEGH... (puts hand to throat) Excuse me.
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⚐ Report//Mr. Street spots people turning in late lab reports Street: The trash can is over there.
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⚐ Report// Street talks about cars Student: How does a car engine work? Street: Technical, or easy-to-understand? Students: Easy to understand Street: there are four steps: Suck,Squeeze, Bang, and Blow. You can interpret that in two ways...