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#4979

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May 26, 2014, 7:02 p.m.

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Student: Well are you sure none of the CAP teachers smoke pot? *class snickers* Simel: Ohhh... I know exactly who you're thinking of... *class snickers* Simel: Umm... I don't think so... I mean... I could see why y'all would think so... but no.

The teacher in question was Mr. Bustillos

#4978

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May 26, 2014, 6:54 p.m.

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Bustillos: What did you... do to your hair? Student: I... I cut it. Bustillos: Oh... I don't like it. Change it back!

#4977

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May 25, 2014, 12:29 p.m.

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//Every single class after Puzzlepalooza Robert: They call it Puzzlepalooza, but I call it PuzzleAWINNAH

#4976

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May 25, 2014, 12:25 p.m.

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Robert Rose: Why don't you have a Facebook? Ben Holland: You know how some people value themselves by how many friends they have on Facebook? Robert: Yes... Ben: Well I value myself by how many times people ask me why I don't have a Facebook.

#4970

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May 24, 2014, 5:07 p.m.

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//Grossman has brought up again why he won't add Forrest Gump to the cinematic analysis list Student: Can you add Frozen? Grossman: I took my kids to see that movie. It was scary. Student: What? Another Student: I haven't even seen it yet and it's not scary! Third Student: Can we watch it now? The [other class across the hall] was when we were taking a test! Grossman: No, but when you think about it, there's this crazy Swedish chick with ice powers. Tell me that's not scary. Student: Okay, first of all, she's Norwegian... //This went on for a good five minutes

It's been six months and people won't stop talking about this movie, darnit.

frozen, grossman

#4969

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May 24, 2014, 5:03 p.m.

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//Spanish 3 with Galloway, we're somehow talking about movies we would rather be watching in class than reviewing for a test Student: Frozen! //Student begins singing "Let it Go," others join in Galloway: N-n-n-n-no, in *Spanish.* //Student has a beat and pulls out a piece of paper and a dictionary Student: Okie-dokie! //Five minutes later... Student: Hey, Sra. Galloway, como se dice "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman" en Espanol, por favor? //Cue epic singalong time

#4968

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May 24, 2014, 4:59 p.m.

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//Grossman hasn't shown up for a CAP 9 US History class for 20 minutes and everyone is just goofing off when Simel pokes her head in from next door Simel: Uh...where's Grossman? //The class goes quiet Simel: Okay, then, I was just gonna return [Random Student's] agenda book that they left in my room... //Simel returns the book and then cautiously backs out the door while everyone suppresses chuckles

He did finally show up, 45 minutes late, having forgotten what day it was and thinking he was actually arriving early for his next class

grossman, simel, cap

#4967

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May 24, 2014, 4:54 p.m.

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//CAP Scriptwriting with Bustillos; he's mad (rightfully so) at a bunch of kids goofing off on their phones Bustillos: What is this, a program for idiots?! Student: Well, yeah, if we were smart, we'd be magnet!

#4966

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May 23, 2014, 7 p.m.

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//In Mrs. Sloe's room during Cell Phys, Peter brought his Wii so we could play Super Smash Bros Brawl, and Schwartz walks in Mrs. Sloe: Do you need me for something? Mr. Schwartz: Nah, I just came here to play with these guys

Schwartz is so hip and he owns with his Meta-Knight

sloe, schwartz

#4965

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May 23, 2014, 6:58 p.m.

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//Showing Pham the song that he sang in Puzzlepalooza 5 - Come and Get it by Selena Gomez Pham: She Selena Gomez? She ugly