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#4561

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Sept. 3, 2013, 7:20 p.m.

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Harrison: You don't swallow your toothpaste, man? It tastes great! And then when you burp it up it tastes all minty and shit.

#4560

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Aug. 30, 2013, 12:16 p.m.

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Emily: I will not get Phamnesia. I will remember freshman year.

#4559

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Aug. 29, 2013, 6:03 p.m.

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//Discussing Spanish teachers Richard: Galloway is the best! She taught us how to say horny!

#4558

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Aug. 22, 2013, 1:25 p.m.

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//At freshmen orientation, kids are asking questions of a counselor, who makes them state their name and middle school. Micheal: My name is Micheal, and I went to Pyle Middle School, also known as PMS. //Freshmen erupt in laughter

#4557

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Aug. 12, 2013, 5:44 p.m.

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Hannah He: I'm going to CalTech on a full basketball scholarship.

#4553

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June 10, 2013, 8:57 p.m.

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//Discussing what will be on the freshman chemistry final Alex N: All the questions are gonna be like, "what would you rate yourself according to the Harvard recommendation form and why is the answer below average?"

#4552

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June 10, 2013, 2:46 p.m.

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Rose: He tends to not nineteen. Sorry!

#4551

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June 9, 2013, 5:19 p.m.

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//In media center during 3rd period AP NSL Shubham: Hey Will, do you wanna play some Pokemon Showdown? Will Lu: Yeah, sure, let me just open it up. //Will proceeds to look around Will: Good, Swaney isn't here. //Swaney walks by just as Will says that, looks at the screen, looks at Will, shakes his head and walks away

#4549

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June 7, 2013, 7:33 p.m.

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//M-E and Jade knock on the door to 325 while Pham is teaching a class Pham: You guy want pizza right? It raining too hard. //Entire class stares weirdly at M-E and Jade

#4548

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June 7, 2013, 9:47 a.m.

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//In Graphics, reviewing for the final. Fowler: (on how to create a Graphics2D object): If you can't get this one right, just kill yourself.