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#4561
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⚐ ReportHarrison: You don't swallow your toothpaste, man? It tastes great! And then when you burp it up it tastes all minty and shit.
#4559
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⚐ Report//Discussing Spanish teachers Richard: Galloway is the best! She taught us how to say horny!
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⚐ Report//At freshmen orientation, kids are asking questions of a counselor, who makes them state their name and middle school. Micheal: My name is Micheal, and I went to Pyle Middle School, also known as PMS. //Freshmen erupt in laughter
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⚐ Report//Discussing what will be on the freshman chemistry final Alex N: All the questions are gonna be like, "what would you rate yourself according to the Harvard recommendation form and why is the answer below average?"
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⚐ Report//In media center during 3rd period AP NSL Shubham: Hey Will, do you wanna play some Pokemon Showdown? Will Lu: Yeah, sure, let me just open it up. //Will proceeds to look around Will: Good, Swaney isn't here. //Swaney walks by just as Will says that, looks at the screen, looks at Will, shakes his head and walks away
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⚐ Report//M-E and Jade knock on the door to 325 while Pham is teaching a class Pham: You guy want pizza right? It raining too hard. //Entire class stares weirdly at M-E and Jade
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⚐ Report//In Graphics, reviewing for the final. Fowler: (on how to create a Graphics2D object): If you can't get this one right, just kill yourself.