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#13351

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May 1, 2024, 9:34 a.m.

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//Pd. 2 English, Presentation about Pompeii Eliana: there was a bunch of ash. Williams: excuse me did you just say there was a bunch of ass!? Eliana: no I said ash! William: ohhh, I thought I heard something else.

#13350

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April 30, 2024, 7:56 p.m.

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Rose, in a Canvas announcement (all in bold): Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies

#13349

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April 30, 2024, 2:45 p.m.

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//Sahu 9th period: Student: Sky, have you ever considered wearing longer socks? Sky: Im not wearing socks. Student: wait you're wearing socks right? Sky: I wish I wasn't.

#13348

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April 30, 2024, 11:59 a.m.

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Jason Yao: Wait you can get a permit for lynching? OMG! :O

#13347

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April 30, 2024, 11:54 a.m.

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(sees phalloplasty on wiktionary) Jason Yao: Oh yeah, I need that.

what quizbowl does to a mf

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#13346

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April 30, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Leo: Ooh, fingers! Jason Yao: Oh, fuck you! (proceeds to throw an orange wrapped in tin foil at Eric Shi)

#13345

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April 30, 2024, 9:38 a.m.

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// Bow placement Smolen: Get to the tip!!!! The tip! Smolen: You're 4 inches away from the tip!

#13344

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April 29, 2024, 12:58 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Nobel Peace Prize? More like no balls pp.

#13343

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April 26, 2024, 3:34 p.m.

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*Eric reading off a previous quote* Eric: "Munting is the last pleasurable thing in life. The liberal left is making it seem worse that it is" Jason: I know right!!

#13342

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April 26, 2024, 3:30 p.m.

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Jason: why is it so splishy Eric: wtf? Jason: no y'know Jason: how is that munting?