#11771

79

April 19, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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// The window is open, we can hear people from outside Seat: Hang on, gimme a second. *Seat closes the window* Seat: Stop having fun!

#11770

1414

April 19, 2023, 12:27 p.m.

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Rose: if i were a biology teacher, i would just like do math all the time

#11769

1313

April 18, 2023, 8:46 p.m.

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Katz: What's the official spelling of "Checkmeister"? Stein: Check -- and ... Joseph: "Check" with a K or "cheque" with a Q? Stein: Neither. //Stein goes to board, writes "✓meister"

#11768

39

April 18, 2023, 8:44 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, april 18 "For those of you who like taking standardised tests -- which is not me ..." "You know what's your real friend? Copy-and-paste." "Now, if we the Checkmeister is not paying attention, or is sleeping, or is playing chess in her class -- we stare at her, and there is a long pause, and we might impeach the Checkmeister -- with a two-thirds vote, of course." "ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! Sorry, I've broken down. It's my 29th year, and I've finally broken down. ChaAaAaArt!" "The maths is usually not the issue. The issue is usually the youth not wanting to check assumptions. Because the youth don't want to write complete sentences." "The youth don't like typing sentences! The youth like copy-and-paste." "Imagine you have 50 iguanas in your hand."

#11767

1012

April 18, 2023, 5:48 p.m.

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Sophia: Can I interview you? Evan: On what? Sophia: You just have to tell me your opinions on China

#11766

66

April 18, 2023, 3:09 p.m.

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// NSL Pd. 9 Michael: A super racist interest group could lobby Senators to pass an amendment that mandated segregation on juries. Dylan: Oh, that's so smart!

#11765

410

April 18, 2023, 2:39 p.m.

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Seat: I'm working on it. I'll get it done. I promise. Seat: *grimaces* Seat: My brain is melting after grading so many LEQs.

#11764

26

April 18, 2023, 2:05 p.m.

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// Kimchi lab in Bio Delaney: Why are all of these salts empty? // George starts giggling maniacally

#11763

1012

April 18, 2023, 1:21 p.m.

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Sophie Y: I've found that people who don't like cats don't like women. *class goes (relatively) quiet* Armand: What connection made you think this? Sophie: Cats are more associated with women and dogs are more associated with men. Armand: What?? Sophie: Regardless of whether or not that's true, that's just how it is.

#11762

1313

April 18, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

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Bosse: When I walk to the back of the classroom to breathe in the pollen air I shouldn't be seeing any of your chess games.