#11622

2020

March 1, 2023, 10:13 a.m.

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Smolen: Bring a light backpack, not the 5 ton backpack magnet kids like to drag around.

#11621

1212

March 1, 2023, 8:46 a.m.

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Schafer: Now some of you guys might hold the wires and see if you can generate voltage. Schafer: Maybe if you think really hard you'll get some. Schafer: Still zero? You have no potential.

#11619

55

Feb. 28, 2023, 7:41 p.m.

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//Talking about the Ch-a-a-ar-t in stats 4th pd Stein: There's a reason why Europe is in decline and the US is the greatest country in the world. We don't need that second page but we take it.

#11618

1818

Feb. 28, 2023, 6:40 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice Ace: Who was Oedipus's son? Henry Merrill: His brother.

#11617

77

Feb. 28, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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Seat: What's going on France? How much do you hate Germany?

#11616

79

Feb. 28, 2023, 1:33 p.m.

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Anderson: *walks towards the back of the room* Jerry Song: *switches off of chess.com, starts furiously typing gibberish*

#11615

2424

Feb. 27, 2023, 3:02 p.m.

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//Talking about All State Eric Shi: You're going to drive from Maryland to Baltimore in 1 hour?

#11614

68

Feb. 27, 2023, 2:56 p.m.

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Faye: What better way is there than incest?

#11613

44

Feb. 27, 2023, 1:15 p.m.

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// SRP p8 is getting loud Bosse: It sounds too loud for you guys to be productive. Bosse: Sameer, is that a game? Sameer: No! It just happened to already be open!

#11612

1414

Feb. 27, 2023, 12:43 p.m.

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Schwartz: Your exam will be on march 6 and 7. Schwartz: I keep thinking: "there's something happening on march 6 and 7, but I can't remember what it is." Schwartz: I remembered this morning -- that's the day the yoghurt I was eating expires. Schwartz: We can take an exam on the day my yoghurt expires.