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#12792

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Dec. 21, 2023, 9:40 a.m.

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Stein: There were explicit images in the ice cubes.

#12791

66

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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*talking about a homework problem about cuckoo birds and their nesting habits* Stein: "I could've handed my children to other people.. And I could've had a carefree life."

#12790

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Dec. 21, 2023, 9:05 a.m.

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// Through phone call Andrew Zhao: Andy Ying, Eric Yang has something to say to you. Eric: I do not. Andrew: Approve that blairbash quote of me that you said yesterday.

#12789

77

Dec. 21, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, december 20 "There are two ways we can go about this. When the teacher stops talking for a second, you can start talking about bullshit that's unrelated to class, or you can stop, and be quiet, and focus on what's happening in class." "Don't get mad at me, Katz! Or get mad at me, but suppress those feelings, as I often do." "I'm not going to look at the clock, because it would make me sad. ... There's no clock anyway? Great!" "Now, here's something new that will change your life. ... For the better. I have to clarify that every time." "I'm just retelling the story from october, but this time I'm using the word 'consistency' a lot." "He uses the pseudosphere, which is at my house, as part of the Christmas tree, so I don't have it with me now." "Perfect. And when I say 'perfect', I'm really crying inside. But it's only on the inside, so that's okay." "[Fus making an announcement is] the voice of nightmares." "Now we're getting to the part of this class where I make fun of Schwartz a lot." "[Schwartz is] so influenced by modern mathematics. He's like a caricature of the 21st-century mathematician." "If you ask whether something is true, Schwartz will say 'what do you mean, true? I don't care about truth! Just tell me the axioms, and give me my peanut butter sandwiches, and my water, and I'll sit in my hammock and derive the theorems.'"

#12788

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Dec. 20, 2023, 3:49 p.m.

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Eric Y.: Oooh oooh!!! BLAIRBASH!

#12787

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Dec. 20, 2023, 3:01 p.m.

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Charles: My saying is that if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying. Charles: It's only cheating if you get caught. Charles: I have a promising career as a politician. Charles: I would be the most corrupt of them all.

he said this sarcastically obviously

charles

#12786

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Dec. 20, 2023, 1:59 p.m.

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Choir: [Comes in and sings the Rudolph song] Kirk: Wow, Mr Rose doesn't care about this at all, he just want to see Agnesi Rose: ...yuh

#12785

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Dec. 20, 2023, 12:18 p.m.

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//Eva is wearing Nathan’s Santa hat.The substitute is taking attendance. Substitute, to Eva: Nice hat! I see you're in the holiday spirit. Nathan: For the record, it’s mine Substitute, to Nathan: So you’re the one with the hoe-hoe-hoes.

#12783

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Dec. 20, 2023, 10:52 a.m.

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Ryan Kelting: Ms. P what do you think... Prentice: what do i think RYAN stands for? it stands for Ryan You're A Nuisance

#12782

55

Dec. 20, 2023, 10:50 a.m.

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Kian: is anyone who is sane gonna do this? Kian: i am not sane

kian did a very ugly calculus problem i wrote in 9th grade // mod note: eric why are you giving kian a calc question you wrote when you're not even in calc

calculus, insane, sanity, kian