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⚐ ReportStelzner: well I mean, if you find a body on the side on the road and decide to eat it I don't think you're committing a crime.
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⚐ ReportHammond: what be a pirate’s favorite element? Alex Bidwell: Arrr-gon! Hammond: no! ‘tis an easy question! it be gold! Kirk (normal voice): idiot
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⚐ ReportKirk: mr. Hammond, you haven’t drawn a pink elephant on the board in a while! Hammond (pirate voice): elephants do not be swimming in the briny deep! Hammond: they do be swimming though. Hammond: I have seen it on my travels!
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⚐ ReportSahu: I am never wrong, the slides have to be wrong. Anuva: Didn't you make the slides? Sahu: Yeah
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⚐ Report// Hannah hi-fives Andy after solving a pchem problem Hannah: Owww!! Andy: Your hand is just weak. Hannah: No, your hand hurt me. Jerry Song: It also hurts when Andy slaps me. Jerry: I mean hi-fives me.
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⚐ ReportLeul: [sleeping with flight attendants] is something that Yongle would do. Yongle: i mean if they're hot...
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⚐ ReportHart: I always reserve orange for my electron-moving colour. Hart: Why? It's my favourite colour. //later Hart: There's not enough people who like orange.