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#11253
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⚐ Report*Stein is asking Siri to do RNG* Stein: Siri just took me to a random number generator. Stein: You're dumb Siri!
#11252
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⚐ ReportStein: Take out a book in the English language, and pick a random page. *Students flip to an arbitrary page* Stein: O. M. G. I am literally going to quit this job right now. Stein: Not a single one of you guys flipped to a random page.
#11251
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⚐ Report//Prepping for Analysis 2 Exam Pratyusha: Ohhh, you have to plug it into the original thingymajigy!!!
#11250
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⚐ ReportSmolen: This piece is like a babushka lamenting about how everything was great until the Soviets took away her goats.
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⚐ ReportBramble: When [I saw that a student wrote a particular disappointing thing], I put down my coffee ... Bramble: ... picked up something stronger than my coffee, poured it into the coffee, and drank it until the pain went away. //later Bramble: If you write "this document is biased", I will put the coffee aside and go straight to the bottle. Bramble: The bottle of orange juice. I saved myself really well there.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: There would just be this guy with a meat cannon, and he would go *blop blop blop blop blop*
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⚐ Report//Fifa World Cup Noah: I'm half Congolese which used to be a Belgian colony so if I was on the team, I wouldn't have sold as hard as Lukaku did.
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⚐ ReportStudent: You know the game Among Us? Horne: what, that it's supposed to be Amongst Us?