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Dec. 16, 2021, 3:46 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Everyone, say it: MMMomentum! So, what letter should we use to represent MMMomentum? Schafer: It’s P. Schafer: So from now on we’re going to call it pmomentum. // A few minutes later Schafer: Why is impulse written with a J? Now Michael said “jimpulse” would sound pretty ridiculous but “impulse” is from Latin. So is Spanish, and impulse in Spanish is “jimpulse” and if anybody here knows Spanish you know it’s pronounced [with the soft J]. Schafer: that’s actually all a lie but it’ll get you to remember it

#9638

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Dec. 16, 2021, 2:41 p.m.

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// Pd 9 Rao (she left a sub) Sub: Alright, stop talking Students: *keep talking* Diego: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Natalia: Wow, that is so disrespectful. Diego: That's okay, I never had any respect for you.

#9637

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Dec. 16, 2021, 2:13 p.m.

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// Origins of Life Presentions Jack: ...spontaneous generation is obviously a pile of bs- Duval: Nonono, you have to use the terminology on your slides, **a pile of HOT BS**.

#9636

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Dec. 16, 2021, 1:13 p.m.

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*submits "Daniel Zhu Memorial High School" as new name for MBHS* Jimenez: I don't know who that is. I should Google them. *submits "Daniel Zhu" as role model* Jimenez: I should really Google who Daniel Zhu is.

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Dec. 16, 2021, 12:41 p.m.

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Schafer: So, if Mr. Clay's kids throw Play-Doh at each other, it would be Clay's Clays throwing clay at Clays.

#9634

26

Dec. 16, 2021, 9:51 a.m.

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Roberts: Firsts what was that? That sounded like an 80 year old grandma creaking through.

#9633

57

Dec. 16, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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// Anal 1 Schwartz: A student was teaching me how to say French names. Schwartz: He told me to “open my mouth and don’t close it”

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Dec. 16, 2021, 9:19 a.m.

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Rose: Close the door so I can be weirder than this //student closes door Rose: *screams*

#9631

812

Dec. 16, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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//on dad jokes Rose: They’re an art form

#9630

913

Dec. 15, 2021, 5:38 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, would you like notes on metamorphic rocks? Lodal: ... Ha! Just kidding. It's not an option. You get them anyway. //Lodal hands out papers