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#7168

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Jan. 31, 2018, 10:16 a.m.

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//pd 3 AP world Whitacre: Ussher said the Earth was created at 9:00AM, October 3rd, 4004 BC. Student: Dang! Whitacre: What? 9:00 too early? You want to get up at noon? See, this is why you can never be G-d!

#7167

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Jan. 31, 2018, 10:13 a.m.

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//Student walks in late with a pass and a cup of coffee Whitacre: Which came first, the pass or the coffee?

#7165

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Jan. 30, 2018, 1:39 p.m.

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//Beginning of second semester, new World History Class Whitacre: Any Moggie-ites in here? //Students who previously had Mogge raise their hands Whitacre: Any Ravil-ians //Students who previously had Ravilious raise their hands Student: What about us? *People who had Whitacre* Whitacre: Perfection

#7164

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Jan. 29, 2018, 9:25 p.m.

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//in general pe class Student: I was in dance last semester but that class involved a lot of twerking so I switched to general pe this semester.

#7163

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Jan. 29, 2018, 8:25 p.m.

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Pham: You know Wootton? Lot of asian kid? //class nods Pham: There be nickname for Wootton. Student: Wonton! Pham: Yes, that right. *laughs* You said it, not me.

#7162

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Jan. 29, 2018, 8:22 p.m.

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Pham: Why you come to Blair? Svetlana: Well, I really like the logic of math and computer science and *gets off by Pham* Pham: What? Wrong answer! You not understanding my question?! //class blinks Pham: You come to Blair to do SRP and get into college!!! Not fo' the learning!

#7161

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Jan. 29, 2018, 3:28 p.m.

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//on the bus, Haerin opens up her lunchbox Ivy: sharing is caring give me one //opens container containing food Ivy: is that broccoli? Never mind keep your pain

#7160

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Jan. 29, 2018, 11:11 a.m.

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//Achem, talking about why not to major in chemistry. Pham: I was alone in that room. Each person has a separate room to work in. I was so lonely, I buy guinea pigs, have them run in a wheel, and I talk to them!

When he first mentioned guinea pigs, I thought he bought students to perform experiments on. But this is better.

achem, pham

#7159

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Jan. 29, 2018, 8:25 a.m.

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//whitacre period 1, first day of semester whitacre: does anyone need a chromebook today? student: yes whitacre: we aren't going to learn anything. student: I'd still like one whitacre: we never learn anything.

#7157

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Jan. 28, 2018, 3:08 p.m.

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Izzee: They do lots of interesting stuff. Anika: Like what? Izzee: Like killing people :)