#6887

66

Nov. 1, 2017, 2:55 p.m.

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//Mogge Pd 9 AP World Mogge: We'll do it next semester if you aren't able to transfer out of this class.

#6885

1010

Nov. 1, 2017, 1:28 p.m.

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//After a test Whitacre: How many of you guys read your essays before you turned them in? //One person slowly raises her hand //Whitacre looks disappointed Whitacre: How many of you guys check your texts before you send them? //2-3 people raise their hands Whitacre: See, this is why your lives are terrible.

#6884

810

Nov. 1, 2017, 10:19 a.m.

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Moose: Assume that your reader is a Martian who knows nothing about history! Student (under his breath): Sounds like he's talking about himself.

#6883

1212

Nov. 1, 2017, 10:09 a.m.

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Schwartz: If all your friends are jumping off a bridge, would you do it too? Class: No! Schwartz: Well, I would!

#6881

1523

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

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Michio: I am infinitely attractive Schafer: ...Uh...I don't even know where to start saying no //proceeds to explain, using physics, that Michio has next to 0 attractiveness

#6880

5959

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:32 p.m.

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//Schafer's holding Block C a few minutes after the bell Student: We're going to be late! Schafer: It's going to take you 10 seconds to walk down the hall, and Street doesn't want to see you anyway.

#6877

2626

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:15 p.m.

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Schafer: Air resistance and gravity. That's all we care about today. //Hammond walks in Hammond: That's IT? That's all you care about?! (waits for compliment) Schafer: Yeah, well we certainly don't care about you!

#6874

77

Oct. 30, 2017, 9:35 p.m.

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//student makes fun of Mr. Charles' English Charles: Did you just make fun of my English? Well, be glad that I'm not making fun of your ugly face!

#6872

77

Oct. 30, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

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//Talking about gravitational pull Schafer: So if Alan and Shariar are one meter apart, the gravitational pull would be- //Alan scoots closer to Shariar //Shariar sits awkwardly Schafer: Or... half a meter. That works too. And since we're already awkward, lets get more awkward. Let's say each of you are 100 kg. Which I know is not true, because you'd be over 200 lbs. Are you accelerating towards each other? Class: Uh... Schafer: Yes! But the gravitational pull is so little you cannot see it. Student: Could Shariar be accelerating away? Scafer: Well, there are both attractive and repulsive forces... Class: Ooh...

#6871

2323

Oct. 30, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

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Schafer: When you get a vicious cycle in life, what do you do? Students: ...? Schafer: Calculus!