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⚐ Report// Gabaree talks about JFK cheating Sky: If I were JFK I would have cheated too Sky: Jackie Kennedy lowkey kind of ugly
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⚐ ReportJacobs: It is December 23rd, what does that mean? Gus: It means he just started winter break in MCPS.
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: You've learned astronomy, yes? Student: *shakes head* O'Donovan: Hm. Kudos to Soviet education!
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: It's about the quantum number and the electrons. O'Donovan: Everything else inside the atom is interesting, but we don't care.
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⚐ Report//chaotic hart anthology, january 3 "In your other classes, you did a Kahoot, you took a nap ... Are we going to do any of those things here? No." "I swear I'm teaching chemistry, not just about cats." "You have red cards -- which are actually called 'cherry' -- and you have green cards -- which are actually called 'green'." "This is the Web of Glory. I couldn't think of a name for it, and then it came to me -- in a dream. No, it didn't, but it makes a good story." "I want a s'more where someone else roasts my marshmallow."
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⚐ ReportStein: Colleges are like a scam. Stein: They're the Nigerian Prince that emails you and wants to send you 10 million dollars.
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⚐ ReportAce: Can I have a handful of deez nuts? Jerry Song: I would indulge myself in deez nuts if I brought water. Jerry: I need water to swallow deez nuts.