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#12209
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⚐ ReportStein: Montgomery county has 3 billion. Jerry Song: People? Jerry: Ohhhhhhhhh, you meant dollars!
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⚐ ReportStein: Come on ask me questions! Stein: If I can't help you guys the county won't pay me! Stein: I get paid by the question. Diego: If you get paid by the question, what did you eat for breakfast?
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⚐ ReportRose: sorry rectangle, some bad things are going to happen because we are going to feed you into the killer
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Did you know that seafood has to be eaten as soon as it is killed? Jerry(In Gordon Ramsay voice): Or else it tastes fookin' disgusting!
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⚐ ReportPrunella: So Bosse said, "dad, you're 2 years older than Biden, I'm not letting you sub for my class".
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⚐ Report// Glenn taking about her son, who is out sick Glenn: So he was so bored that he asked me if I could do the chores. Glenn: I'm out here working, so I don't care. Glenn: Then he says "but you said I should be resting". Glenn(pulls out phone to text her son): Stop. Being. On. Your. Phone. // Later Glenn: "I can't sleep, I'll die of boredom. Please let me do something." Glenn: He is trying to outstubborn me. Little does he know where that stubbornness came from. Glenn: What comes after bargaining again?