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#11350

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Dec. 21, 2022, 5:35 p.m.

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//chaotic bramble anthology, december 21 "Well, there are two types of people in the world. One: people who are intolerant of other people's opinions. Two: the Dutch." "Welcome to your last 8th period of 2022. I know this is a time for deep reflection, to think about how far you've come. If your last class was just around the corner: not very far." "Looking around the room, I've got plenty of argumentative people around me." "I just realised why it's so quiet today. Sudhish is absent." "BMM -- Black MA0s Matter? I don't know. It's the first thing that comes to mind. I have a small vocabulary." (after a student says he always looks great) "Well, someone needs to see the optometrist." "When explaining the miracle of Chanukah to modern children, you might compare the oil to a phone that you could use for eight days and nights without charging."

#11349

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Dec. 21, 2022, 3:12 p.m.

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//9th pd fot discussion about how to attract sugar mommies to catfish nicole: oh! college board just texted me madeline: you should catfish them nicole: honestly, college board is the ideal sugar mommy

#11348

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Dec. 21, 2022, 2:22 p.m.

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Lodal, watching Michael open a banana the normal way: What are you doing? Opening a banana the wrong way? Michael: what? Lodal: You should open it from the bottom. Once you try it, you'll see it's much easier.

Sure... //mod note: even easier, break it open at one point near the top and peel it off in one piece

lodal, ess, michael

#11347

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Dec. 21, 2022, 10:18 a.m.

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// Adding a new paragraph in ExploraVision Jerry Song: Ok, so I'll start it here, is that ok? Sean: Yeah, sounds good. Jerry: *Indents, types "(INSERT THING HERE)" * Jerry: Ok, chess.com! *Opens new tab and types in chess.com*

#11346

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Dec. 20, 2022, 10:52 p.m.

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// pd 9 fot Claudio: Your laptop is very suggestive. Madeline: What? Claudio: It looks like a macbook, but it's actually a windows. Madeline: That's not what suggestive means. Claudio: Yes, it is. Madeline: [Rivkah], do you think my laptop is suggestive? Rivkah: Absolutely. Nicole: [Rivkah] would think so either way.

#11344

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Dec. 20, 2022, 4:31 p.m.

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Andy, pulling cat hair off Ace's hoodie: heh fursuit

"fursuits have synthetic hair" - ace

andy, ace

#11343

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Dec. 20, 2022, 2:28 p.m.

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//Talking about communism in history class //Mr. Seat puts on a youtube video but there’s an ad with Ryan Reynolds Aria: It’s Ryan Reynolds! Isak: He’s a communist? No wayyyy.

#11342

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Dec. 20, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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Sean: Why does my life suck so much? Andy: Only if you use a straw. Jerry Song: Life is a beverage. You just got slurped!

#11341

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Dec. 20, 2022, 12:27 p.m.

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O'Donovan: The more we learn, the less we understand.

#11340

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Dec. 20, 2022, 12:26 p.m.

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O'Donovan: The architect of the room made sure that whoever taught in this room got plenty of exercise. // Later, talking about the fume hood O'Donovan: If you open it up from both sides, it will jam. O'Donovan: And to fix it, people have to take the fume hood out of the walls. Even the Soviets didn't do stupid things like that. And they're famous for doing stupid things.