#12950

88

Feb. 1, 2024, 11:22 a.m.

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Rivkah: Do you not like thinking about engaging in reproductive activities with Andy Ying? Katz: I do not very much think about engaging in reproductive activities with anyone.

#12949

77

Feb. 1, 2024, 11:16 a.m.

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// Rivkah is asserting that she has never done anything weird in her life Leila: I've seen you eat a pencil before Rivkah: That's not weird, that's a mental illness Katz: So mental illness aren't weird?

#12948

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Feb. 1, 2024, 10:49 a.m.

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Bosse: We will have a lot of quizzies. Bosse: There will also be two big testies, one at the end of each quarter. *Class starts snickering*

#12947

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Feb. 1, 2024, 10:47 a.m.

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Bosse: Is anyone here an identical twin? Bosse: No? Good. Bosse(very quietly): Because we will experiment on you.

#12946

55

Feb. 1, 2024, 10:06 a.m.

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Dylan: Have you met my dad's girlfriend? She's French. Nikhita, from across the room: Your dad has as French girlfriend? So do I! // She breaks down in laughter

#12945

57

Feb. 1, 2024, 8:26 a.m.

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Student: Why do we square instead of use absolute value [to make the values positive]? Burkhauser: Well, any of you math people want to answer that? Student 2: Doesn't absolute value kinda suck to work with? Burkhauser: Define "sucks to work with"

#12944

24

Jan. 31, 2024, 9:26 p.m.

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Leah Kirschner: Atoms should not be allowed to form more than 4 bonds!

#12943

99

Jan. 31, 2024, 3:14 p.m.

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Rose: I had a very exciting weekend. I graded assignments for 60 hours.

#12942

22

Jan. 31, 2024, 3:12 p.m.

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Hinkle: How can I calculate the consumer surplus? Dylan: Do a double integral

#12941

1010

Jan. 31, 2024, 3:10 p.m.

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Hinkle: Why did the administration say Blair can't paint its walls with red, the school colour? Hinkle: Red makes people violent. Hinkle: For the hallways, they said that Blair High School can be as violent as it likes. Hinkle: You'll notice that all the fights happen in the hallways ...