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⚐ ReportMichael: Are those large chopsticks in your backpack? Can I have them? I can use chopsticks. Trust. //Student gives Michael chopsticks, Michael struggles to pick up a marker on the table, then successfully picks up a plastic ruler Katz, joking: Now eat it! //Michael moves the ruler towards his mouth with chopsticks, but loses his grip, and the ruler falls into his mouth Jacobs: Why did you stick a ruler in your mouth?!
#12831
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⚐ ReportMarxer: I don't like your mark, sir (Marxer) Sai: I'm gonna sigh (Sai) on that one.
#12830
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⚐ ReportJacobs: So Milkman was... Jacobs: I hate to use such a base term but Milkman was banging his cousin.
#12829
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⚐ Report// Mr. Wilson, talking about his AP Lit teacher thought he plagiarized an essay Student: Why did he think it was plagiarized? You were the one who wrote it. Wilson: Oh, he thought it was too good.
#12828
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⚐ ReportLodal: Once I saw a kid named Brace Lodal: and I was like who would name their kid Brace!? Grace: oh i thought he said grace Grace: i was like dude i'm sitting right here //later Lodal: Brace seems like an AI generated name
#12827
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⚐ Report// Thermo, a group is making a Stirling engine Jonah: We can eat an entire can of beans. It's not that hard. Jacobs: You're going to eat an entire can of black beans, right now, in class? That is the hardest way to get an empty tin can I could think of. // later, students at the sink, opening the can of beans Jacobs: Are you going to put the scissors IN the beans? Student: No... we already put the scissors in the beans...
#12826
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⚐ Report// Stein is balancing on his right foot Stein: Guys what am I doing right now? Stein: I'm starting the year off on the right foot. Stein: I just came up with that last night.
#12825
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⚐ Report// Andrew Zhao says that his uber driver cancelled on him 3 times Andrew: that's what i'm saying Andrew: i'd cancel on myself too