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#12006
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⚐ Report//ryan misreads back of Karen's sweatershirt Ryan: does that say C-U-M? Karen: you mean the juice with fishies in it? Brayden & Ryan: what? Karen: Didn't you guys take health?
#12004
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⚐ Report// Lunch at Dallas, Texas for HOSA Delaney: If my relationship with research was like a relationship with a person, I'd have broken up a long time ago. Delaney: It really was a one way street.
#12001
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⚐ Report// At Lunch Student 1: I'd rather do calculus than do jesus Student 2: What, you don't like dilfs?
#12000
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⚐ Report// Jerry Song is playing with a slinky Jerry: Mr. Schafer, is this a wave with particle like properties or a particle with wave like properties? Schafer: Listen, it's 8:30 on the last day of school. I'm not going to answer any questions.
#11999
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⚐ Report// Last day of school Schwartz: You guys have 4 hours of school left, suck it up! Schwartz: The next time I will tell you to wake up at 8 will be February if you're taking complex next year. Schwartz: I should send all of you guys an email during the summer that says "URGENT: Wake up."
#11998
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⚐ Report// Tournament of Champions Seat: If you win, you get this *gestures to candy*. Victor: We should all get candy! Seat: Ok Sitting Bull.
#11997
2020
⚐ Report// Quizbowl practice Schafer: So one day I saw Henry Merrill chug 5 chocolate milks, one after the other. Schafer: And I told him "you better not throw up in this classroom". Schafer: So he went outside and then threw up in the hallways. Schafer: Technically, he followed my instructions.