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#10363

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March 28, 2022, 8:55 p.m.

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// Mr. Rose trying to figure out how he can model an upward-open parabola by throwing a stuffed monkey Colby: you could do a handstand and then throw the monkey. Mr. Rose: no, I'm not going to do a handstand, but I appreciate you trying to kill me.

#10362

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March 28, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

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Schwartz: We have a blood feud with Larson for daring to call this the Direct Comparison Test. Schwartz: This is obviously the Basic Comparison Test.

#10361

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March 28, 2022, 4:11 p.m.

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//students crowd around one stapler Schwartz: There's another stapler over there ... //students all crowd around the other stapler Andy: How many Magnet students does it take to evenly line up at two staplers?

#10359

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March 28, 2022, 1:01 p.m.

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// rose showing class a map of new jersey Rose: this is New Jersey. Terrible place. Horrible. Don't go there, don't raise your children there, don't be friends with anyone from New Jersey. Uriel: aren't you from New Jersey?

#10358

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March 28, 2022, 12:16 p.m.

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Johnny: Is it 9 and a half weeks or 9 and a half months for pregnancy? Jerry Song: Johnny I just don't think you've ever been pregnant before.

#10357

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March 28, 2022, 12:15 p.m.

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// Reading political posters Jerry Song: Every child is a wanted child. Jerry: Dead or alive, $500!

#10356

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March 28, 2022, 10:12 a.m.

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// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?

#10355

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March 28, 2022, 9:15 a.m.

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//Analysis 1 //Sudhish is making loud duck noises while stabbing Linda's paper with a pencil. He's also hugging a duck stuffed animal Schwartz, walking over: I didn't know it made sounds like that. Sudhish: normally it does, but the battery is dead. Schwartz: Are you sure? I thought I heard it quacking Sudhish: Oh, that was me.

#10354

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March 26, 2022, 3:23 p.m.

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Andy: Do you read the sundial clockwise or counterclockwise? Alena: I would assume it's read clockwise because its a clock.

#10353

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March 25, 2022, 5:28 p.m.

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Kaluta: Now, the company that makes the microcontrollers for our robots is called "VEX". [Sudhish slams both his head and fist on the table] Kaluta: I see he's got some experience with VEX.