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⚐ Report// Mr. Rose trying to figure out how he can model an upward-open parabola by throwing a stuffed monkey Colby: you could do a handstand and then throw the monkey. Mr. Rose: no, I'm not going to do a handstand, but I appreciate you trying to kill me.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: We have a blood feud with Larson for daring to call this the Direct Comparison Test. Schwartz: This is obviously the Basic Comparison Test.
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⚐ Report//students crowd around one stapler Schwartz: There's another stapler over there ... //students all crowd around the other stapler Andy: How many Magnet students does it take to evenly line up at two staplers?
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⚐ Report// rose showing class a map of new jersey Rose: this is New Jersey. Terrible place. Horrible. Don't go there, don't raise your children there, don't be friends with anyone from New Jersey. Uriel: aren't you from New Jersey?
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⚐ ReportJohnny: Is it 9 and a half weeks or 9 and a half months for pregnancy? Jerry Song: Johnny I just don't think you've ever been pregnant before.
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⚐ Report// Reading political posters Jerry Song: Every child is a wanted child. Jerry: Dead or alive, $500!
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⚐ Report// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?