#11809

1111

May 4, 2023, 12:59 p.m.

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Rose: you’re probably all thinking, “hey, this guy—tall, funny, youthful, lot of hair—taught me this formula back in November!”

#11808

1717

May 4, 2023, 8:08 a.m.

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Sahu: what can I do to get you guys to learn Faye: get us cookies like mr. rose! Sahu: mr. rose and I…are different

#11807

1616

May 4, 2023, 8 a.m.

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Sahu: you know, I’ve been shadowing mr. rose a lot. and I liked—I noticed he does this thing, when the bell rings, where he just yells “okay good!” Sahu: I’m gonna start doing that. Sahu (yelling): okay good!!

#11806

2222

May 3, 2023, 12:22 p.m.

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Evan: Did you know that if you unraveled your small intestine and stretched [it] across an Olympic swimming pool, you would die? Kian: I was not expecting that

#11805

99

May 3, 2023, 8:17 a.m.

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Schafer: Where did F = ma come from? Schafer: It came from Newton's brain. Schafer: I know it's a crap answer but it's true.

#11804

1414

May 3, 2023, 8:11 a.m.

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Cirincione: Collegeboard has not bugged this room

#11803

210

May 3, 2023, 7:56 a.m.

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// Orgo Jerry Song: Caffeine, crack, and phenol. That's my daily routine! Jerry: For legal reasons, that's a joke.

#11802

66

May 2, 2023, 12:16 p.m.

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Foster: If I can't say anything nice, then I won't write a rec for you. Josiah: Can you say anything nice about this guy? *points to River Qiu* Foster(after a long pause): ..yes.

#11801

55

May 2, 2023, 10:57 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Honestly creepers should just be called boomers.

#11800

3131

May 2, 2023, 10:54 a.m.

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O’Donovan: Every time I see a prom-posal, I think, “please say no, please say no, please say no.”