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#5811
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⚐ Report//Brassel walks into math phys Brassel: Is Mr. Schafer here? Schafer: (dumbfounded) Well, yes? Brassel: I need to talk to Mr. Schafer about something. Schafer: Speaking. Brassel: ...Oh, I mean Mr. Schwartz. //Brassel sits //A few minutes later, Schwartz enters the room Schafer: Brassel was looking for you Schwartz: (nudging Brassel) hey! Schafer: He also thought we were the same person Schwartz: That isn't completely unexpected, we have the same initials, we're both wearing red...I'm not sure if that's more of an insult to you than to me though.
#5809
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⚐ ReportStein: Dammit, Emma! I'm trying to find a picture, and I have to go through thirty selfies of my daughter.
#5808
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⚐ Report//During the first Pham test, Jonah goes to Mr. Pham to ask a question Jonah: Does that say 1.00 * 10² ft² or 102 ft²? //Pham was outraged for a good reason
#5807
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⚐ Report//In Complex, talking about Abraham de Moivre and Pierre Alphonse Laurent Noah Levine: The way that French works is you say the first letter and then you don't close your mouth.
#5806
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⚐ Report//In Math Phys, talking about electric fields Schafer: Has anyone here ever made a candle? Mangiafico: [tentatively raises hand] Schafer: You've made a candle? Mangiafico: Like the kind that you dip? Schafer: Yeah. How do you make them? Mangiafico: You... dip them.
#5804
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⚐ ReportAnonymous Lit Student: He's wearing yellow. I don't know if that's symbolism or something.
#5796
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⚐ Report//Discussing the lack of FTC cake in Complex, Schwartz reminds us of the two rules of his classroom Mr. Schwartz' classroom rules: 1. Don't get me in trouble (don't mess up my room). 2. Don't die in my classroom.
#5793
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⚐ ReportPham: You know how Ms. Johnson say, oh Blair is such diverse school? Pham: You know they made the magnet 'cause you all white or asian, right?