#5664

44

Nov. 25, 2015, 3:32 p.m.

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Schwartz: Definite and indefinite integrals are totally unrelated. Just like flammable and inflammable mean the opposite things.

#5663

-642

Nov. 24, 2015, 6:22 p.m.

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//Ben is trying to repair his broken umbrella. Ben: Courtney keeps on stealing this. She probably broke it Carl: Just like she breaks your heart whenever she leaves. Ben: If she broke my heart, it would be because she took my umbrella again. Carl: Just like she took your virgini- //Ben throws half of his umbrella at Carl.

#5662

-422

Nov. 24, 2015, 6:18 p.m.

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//Courtney takes Ben's backpack Ben: I'll get you for this! //Ben starts quoting movies Ben: I'll get you my pretty, and my umbrella back too! Courtney: Aww, did you just call me pretty? //Ben starts to panic Ben:No, I called you "My pretty" //Courtney bursts out laughing Courtney:That's worse! //Ben sighs Ben: My brain just isn't working right now.

#5661

66

Nov. 24, 2015, 5:39 p.m.

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//Math Phys '15-'16 //Eric Lu is called to do an AP problem in front of the class, so Schafer reads it Schafer: (very quickly) A frictionless pendulum of length 3 m (mumble) 10 degrees (mumble) displacement, the potential energy (mumble mumble) 10 J. Whatisthe (mumble) kinetic energy (mumble) its potential energy is 5 J? Phew! Eric Lu will now say one word. Eric: B? Schafer: Excellent! You have now received full credit on that problem.

#5660

33

Nov. 24, 2015, 1:12 p.m.

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// Anderson is introducing Cuckoo's Nest Anderson: Yes, this book is about B-O-O-B-S and B-A-L-L-S. Anderson: But please, don't just go tittering whenever narrator talks about it.

#5658

99

Nov. 23, 2015, 2:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose explaining math. //Class groans. Rose: No groaning! Groan with joy. Wait...that wouldn´t be appropriate either. //Class laughs.

#5657

33

Nov. 23, 2015, 2:26 p.m.

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Stein: That's stupid! They should get together with CNN and have a stupid party!

#5656

911

Nov. 23, 2015, 10:40 a.m.

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Steven: 'cause I'm the queen of darkness. Obviously.

#5655

2626

Nov. 23, 2015, 3:06 a.m.

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// Anderson is attempting to pick a random group of presenters numbered 1 through 5 Anderson: I will now throw this die to pick one of the groups. // Rolls a 6 // Rolls a 6 again Anderson: If I get three sixes in a row, you guys can do anything for the rest of the period. // Rolls a 6

#5654

-1848

Nov. 21, 2015, 12:11 p.m.

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//Dr. Davis is explaining the impulse formula, Impulse=Force times the change in time //He writes J=F∆t on the board //Ben looks at the board, looks at Jay, and looks back at the board Ben: Jay is fat?