#12681

33

Dec. 6, 2023, 5:26 p.m.

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//explaining natural numbers to a hypothetical alien who can do Fitch-style proofs really well Rose: This is like if you try to teach a board game to a really smart person. Rose: You start explaining it, and very quickly they get annoyed, and say "stop trying to explain it! Just tell me all the rules."

#12680

99

Dec. 6, 2023, 5:24 p.m.

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Rose: What are you boys doing on a laptop? Alexei: Rose. ... We're watching your lectures. Rose: During my class? *closes Alexei's laptop* That's too much of me.

#12679

88

Dec. 6, 2023, 5:22 p.m.

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Losekamp: My nephew fought tooth-and-nail to not get a haircut. They could never cut his head -- I mean, cut his hair-- Diego: --because he knew they would cut his head.

#12678

55

Dec. 6, 2023, 3:50 p.m.

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Ethan Hua: When the nuts are low the stakes are high.

#12677

1111

Dec. 6, 2023, 2:08 p.m.

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O'Donovan: Stop talking. Dylan: I don't know how! O'Donovan: I can go get some duct tape...

#12676

1010

Dec. 6, 2023, 1:54 p.m.

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Dylan: You should put Skipper *in* me? Shron: You hear what you want to hear...

#12675

1313

Dec. 6, 2023, 10:53 a.m.

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Smolen: "Fen... Fan... Fent... Fenta... Can't take it if you can't spell it!" Smolen: "...Fanta! Fanta voting. Let's call it a day."

#12674

1212

Dec. 6, 2023, 10:40 a.m.

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// innovation lesson Kirk: Mr. Rose, they’re making us breathe instead of do math Rose: i would just breathe faster.

#12673

1010

Dec. 6, 2023, 10:12 a.m.

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Delaney: What's it called when men can't get an erection? Student: Erectile dysfunction? Delaney: No, like the medication you take. Student: Oh, viagra? Delaney: Right, viagra!

#12672

1414

Dec. 6, 2023, 8:58 a.m.

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Ziyad: Mr. Lodal, can I go to the bathroom? Lodal: Make sure you take a pass Ziyad: What pass Lodal: The plants Ziyad: I have to take one of those Lodal: yes, don’t pretend you don’t know, you need to walk through the halls and feel the embarrassment of carrying a plant Ziyad: Nevermind I’m not going to the bathroom Lodal: and that reaction is what I live for