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#11082

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Oct. 31, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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// Differentials Schwartz: I don't want to do 3.972 cubed. Schwartz: I hope you also don't want to do 3.972 cubed. Schwartz: If you do, there is something wrong with you.

#11081

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Oct. 31, 2022, 1:58 p.m.

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// Schwartz instructing about the Not The First Derivative Test (NTFDT) Dylan: NFTs? Schwartz: No, NFTs are, by definition, worthless! This, on the hand, is worthful.

#11080

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Oct. 31, 2022, 12:45 p.m.

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Aanya: Dont touch my eyebrows!

#11078

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Oct. 31, 2022, 9:22 a.m.

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Jerry Song: The square cube law implies that your mom is hot!

#11077

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Oct. 31, 2022, 9:14 a.m.

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// Discussing Putin Jerry Song: Is it pyu-tin or poo-tin? Ace: Pp.

#11076

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Oct. 31, 2022, 8:05 a.m.

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//second period is beginning PA: *plays evil male laugh* Sean: The sound of Mr. Schwartz collecing Analysis 2 exams.

#11075

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Oct. 31, 2022, 8:03 a.m.

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//people are wearing halloween costumes to school Isaiah: I should get a piece of paper and write "Analysis Exam" on it. I'd be the scariest thing in the entire school, no doubt.

#11074

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Oct. 30, 2022, 6:45 p.m.

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// theater class Student: oh no, he has brain damage! that is unfortunate.

#11073

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Oct. 28, 2022, 4:35 p.m.

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Rose: Sometimes I forget you guys are teenagers and have, like, emotions and stuff

#11072

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Oct. 28, 2022, 2:43 p.m.

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//Someone misentered one of Kaluta's Blairbash quotes. Kaluta: Thanks for fixing the quote, Andy. Various students: He's the admin! Kaluta: He's the madman? Andy: I'm the admin of the site. Kaluta: Oh, the admin! ... I think madman fits better.