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⚐ ReportKirk (talking about ambigrams): I should get a tattoo of one with my name and the quadratic formula
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⚐ Report// Discussing how to unsaturate fats Jerry Song: What's wrong with trans fats? Jerry: Are you homophobic?
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⚐ Report// P7 fot, Schwartz walks in (as Schwartz is about to leave)Sean: I lost the game! Schwartz: I lost!
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⚐ ReportO’Donovan: Is there anything you guys are allergic to? Jerry Song: I’m allergic to water. O’Donovan: Fine, do it under the fume hood!
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⚐ Report// Demonstrating an experiment Stein: Alright so we block 1000 people into different weight groups. Stein: This is America, so let's make 500 of them heavy people.
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⚐ ReportStein: Sam Du, I'm telling you an interesting story. Wake up. Stein: One of my children, for the purpose of this story, I'll call her Martha. Victor: That's her real name. Stein: That is her real name. // Later, Victor is on his phone Stein(to Victor): Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her that you love her.
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⚐ ReportStein: My first wife... Sudhish: First? Stein: She's my only wife. It's a statement of fact. Stein: Mr. Kirk is getting married next year and he calls his fiancée his former girlfriend.
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⚐ ReportStein: Chapter 11 doesn't have any math in it. Stein: But you're still getting your math credit so shhh!
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose is showing Alex Joseph a math thing. Mr. Rose: I actually posted this on twitter like a year ago. If you just-- Alex: I don't have twitter. Mr. Rose: Don't have twitter. That's like saying "I don't have wikipedia".