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#12931
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⚐ ReportBannister: This room is so small! Bannister: I'm so glad i'm thin so I can get around this room!
#12930
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: Did you guys learn about earthquakes? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Lodal about this //Later Jorgensen: Do you guys know of the Vomit Comet? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Schafer about this Jorgensen: Just kidding
#12929
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: If you're not a STEM magnet student talk to me so we can get you into the right class Jorgensen: I think we're good here though Jorgensen: I've been looking at you guys' pictures Jorgensen: That sounds creepy...
#12928
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⚐ ReportNobody: Bored seniors on the AP lit whiteboard: <img src="https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1158243295173030008/1198789114783350884/IMG_2819.png" alt="Board with magnetic letters that say happy no nut november. no cum or else thy dick shalt fly off"/>
#12927
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⚐ ReportJustin: We should put Hillel, Eric, and Debbie into a dorm together Justin: That way they can't annoy us Yongle: They can go annoy each other
#12925
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⚐ Report//Schwartz introduces "isomorphism" Kelin: That's bad grammar. It should be "I'm so morphism".
#12924
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⚐ Report//chaotic schwartz anthology, january 30 "[Despicable Me character = Vector = complex numbers] is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct." "This class has Analysis 2 as a prereq. I am the only person at Blair teaching Analysis 2. How convenient." "How can I ask this question in a way that doesn't give everything away?" "You know you're really getting far in maths when they no longer treat your name as a proper noun, but write it in lowercase." "Wow, we got to this part of the lesson in 30 minutes. That's a new record. ... Don't clap for that. It's not an achievement. We just did things in a different order." "What's purple and commutes? ... An abelian grape. ... Don't laugh at that." "How can complex numbers be real if our eyes aren't real?" "Zero's just a concept. It's a state of being." "[The butterfly lemma] doesn't actually look like a butterfly -- but we pretend it does to make the person who named it happy."
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⚐ ReportHinkle: I had a student once, named Asher. I didn't like him. Hinkle: He must have thought he was going to Brown [University], or somewhere silly like that. Dylan: My brother goes to Brown! ... I can call him. Hinkle: Tell him Mr Hinkle hates Brown.
#12922
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⚐ ReportHinkle: Who here is supposed to make you cry? ... Me. Niklas: I thought you were here to teach us.