#3868

44

Dec. 25, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? //Pause. Student panics. Student: Can I? I really need to go... Whitacre: Yes. Go before tragedy ensues!

#3867

24

Dec. 24, 2011, 8:16 p.m.

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Amy: Adarshypoo! Sankar: Oh, because he's brown? THAT'S RACIST!!

#3866

88

Dec. 23, 2011, 7:38 p.m.

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Intercom: Mr. Swaney? Mr. Swaney: Yes? Intercom: Can you send Sara Shonkwiler down to the main office for just a few minutes? Mr. Swaney: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Intercom: Thank you. // Sara leaves.

#3865

1214

Dec. 22, 2011, 2:43 p.m.

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Patrick: Hey, Mr. Kaluta? Kaluta: No.

#3864

319

Dec. 22, 2011, 7:32 a.m.

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Viju: You know what Kim Jong Il's biggest regret was? Not being Kim Jong Healthy.

#3863

1414

Dec. 21, 2011, 9:35 p.m.

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//Sophomore Secret Santa Hannah He: Hey look! My secret santa person thingy got me coffee! Surabi: Wow, they know you so well. Hannah He: Oh my god! I'm so excited! Coffee coffee coffee... Surabi: That person made a very bad choice.

#3862

55

Dec. 21, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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//Rose's phone rings in the middle of class; he doesn't know who it is Rose:[slowly] DON'T CALL ME! //class laughs Rose: Yeah, its probably the democrats again.

#3861

1313

Dec. 21, 2011, 2:36 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem, Mr. Pham showed us a practice AP Chem Test Tatyanna Gubin: Oh my god! Mr. Pham, why can't you give us these instead of your tests? Pham: No, they too easy. TaGubin: But these are like logical! Pham: No. They need to be illogical. Make you think.

#3860

1010

Dec. 20, 2011, 2:28 p.m.

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//Talking about North Korea Mr. Moose: There is a small percentage of North Koreans with cell phones,cameras, and internet access, and they are the only crack of light for a tightly-locked regimented country. Student: OCCUPY NORTH KOREA!

#3858

311

Dec. 18, 2011, 10:01 p.m.

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Swaney Predictions: -Next Generation: Libertarians -Michelle Obama will be used to energize young voters -The EU will become more like the US government (federalize) -Republicans will get super-delegates -Cain will drop out <this has happened> -Ron Paul will win Iowa: temporary small boost -No nomination for Gingrinch -Lukewarm Romney nomination -Obama wins, unless economy worsens significantly -Nigeria will continue to democratize -Citizens United v. FEC : overturned within 10 years Swaney Predictions as of December 16, 2011