#3833

121

Dec. 5, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Rose: Hey, Janvi, do you like my new shoes? Janvi: No, they're ugly. Just like you.

#3832

1111

Dec. 5, 2011, 8:42 a.m.

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Rose: This is why I put you in the front row: so that when you say things that make no sense, we can communicate through hand signals and raised eyebrows.

#3829

79

Dec. 3, 2011, 7:57 p.m.

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//Maliasa goes up to Mr. Englemann's desk to give him his homework Maliasa: Hey, do you happen to have a cough drop? Englemann: I had one, but I gave it to my wife last night. Maliasa: Really, dude? You choose your wife over me?

#3827

1212

Dec. 2, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Lodal: It's OK to be a hypocritical as long as you accept it and don't deny it.

#3825

88

Dec. 1, 2011, 9:27 p.m.

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Intercom: Pardon the interruption, could you send Jacob K. down to the main office? Dvorsky: Sure, but he'll be missing crucial information that- Intercom: Of course, he's not in trouble or anything, well, he might, but not with me, and...[trails off] Dvorsky: Did she just ignore me?

#3824

15

Dec. 1, 2011, 9:16 p.m.

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//Rose is going around to make sure that no one got the problem correct, so he wins a bet Rose: Wrong. Wrong. That's not right. You tried. Alec, you still have your packet!! //Class erupts into applause

#3823

913

Dec. 1, 2011, 7:44 p.m.

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Lodal: Yeah, this English guy came up with this theory. This Scottish guy... Patrick Shan: When he wasn't drunk. Lodal: Came up with this theory.

#3822

3638

Nov. 30, 2011, 9:08 p.m.

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//Talking about how our culture doesn't value non-human life Whitacre: In the pounds, if nobody adopts you, they just put you down. You don't see that in orphanages. Walk into an orphanage and pull out the lethal injections. "Hey, nobody got you this year; sorry Tommy." *splurt*

#3821

6468

Nov. 30, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

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Whitacre: When I was taking that marriage class, these priests were talking about how to have a good family and be a good husband and all. It's like, how the hell do you know?

#3820

-214

Nov. 30, 2011, 8:56 p.m.

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//Explaining the definition of "platonic friend" Angelina: But people of the same gender can't have sex!