#3775

55

Nov. 12, 2011, 8:59 a.m.

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//In SGA office Patrice: Hey, I dont have my book, can you fill me in on what happened? Neel: Yeah, so basically the major events were how he killed Mary, cut her head off and threw her into the furnace. Eric: And how he killed Bessie and threw her down an airshaft. Patrice: What the hell? Why does he do all this stuff? Neel: You think that God will be angry with him? Patrice: Yeah, man, he will be struck down by God. //At that very moment the head of a blazer falls and strikes Patrice on the head Patrice: Owww... Neel: Looks like you were the one who got struck down

#3774

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Nov. 11, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//Dennis Z is rubbing tape bits off his arm during R&E Cathy: What are you doing? Dennis: I got my blood drawn yesterday, so they put huge piece of tape on my arm. Now, the sticky stuff won't come off. Rishabh: Who did it?

#3773

1515

Nov. 10, 2011, 10:29 p.m.

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Giles: My goal in life is to make Raanan suffer

#3772

1414

Nov. 10, 2011, 7:35 p.m.

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Lodal: Now, there's a rule that applies here. In general, people are stupid.

#3771

1515

Nov. 10, 2011, 7:24 p.m.

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// Mr. Pham pops up during teacher's test to ask about lunch Andy Gilbert: Mr. Pham, will you buy me food as well? Pham: Uh, no! You Asian. You can make this stuff anyway. Teacher: Gilbert isn't Asian! Pham: He speak Japanese! He Asian enough.

#3770

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Nov. 9, 2011, 6:09 p.m.

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//Sometimes Mr. Fowler has to fight off other teachers who want to use our classroom for 3D graphics Mr. Fowler: I'm glad there's no one trying to steal our classroom this period! I managed to fight off a French teacher earlier today. Matt: Well, they're French. They surrender to everything, how hard could it be?

#3769

77

Nov. 9, 2011, 5:39 p.m.

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//going over problems Rory: Wait, Mr. Rose, why is it like that? //Rose explains Rory: I still don't get it. Rose: So you kinda just don't like this problem... It's OK, we'll talk it out. I'll beat you into submission.

#3766

66

Nov. 8, 2011, 7:22 p.m.

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Rose: (loudly) Ok, so I'm gonna teach you this AWESOME method... (quieter) which I learned from [Teacher]. Student: Now, now... How hard was that to say?

#3763

55

Nov. 8, 2011, 10:42 a.m.

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//When discussing point deductions for sleeping kids during presentations Daniel: Can we just have Sylvia go around and slap everyone awake? Duval: No, we will not be hosting Slapsgiving in here. That's right, I make up words.

#3761

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Nov. 8, 2011, 8:27 a.m.

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//Gross is reading something to the class. It uses only female pronouns. Jacky starts muttering. Gross: What was that Jacky? Don't go hating my female pronouns! //Jacky looks confused Gross: Yeah! You have a girl's name anyway! //Jacky is even more confused