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#3760

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Nov. 7, 2011, 8:17 p.m.

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//ESS, 3rd period, Donaldson tells the class to go up to the front of the room //Hannah He's standing up in front of Jared who's sitting on the table Jared Lichtman: Hannah, you're too tall, can you please sit down? Hannah He: EEEEEEEE!!! (she starts jumping around happily and laughing) Hannah Tsai: Jared, you just made her day. Lily Durkee: Jared, I think you just made her life.

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donaldson, hannah

#3759

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Nov. 6, 2011, 12:26 p.m.

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//Starting Of Mice and Men in English class Clay: What is a physical characteristic of Man 1? Cathy: Small Clay: Rishab, what is a physical characteristic of Man 1? Rishab: Large

#3758

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:50 p.m.

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//Debate meet Patrick Shan: So we had the most boring crossfire, like, ever. At one point, the guy was like "I don't have any questions for you. Do you have any questions for me?" and I was like "No, I don't." And we just sat there and looked bored.

#3757

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:48 p.m.

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Swaney: So here is the money from all these countries in a bowl. Pass it around. (pauses) Don't be "ghetto". (rolls eyes) None of these bills are worth anything anyways. Actually, the most one bill is worth is, like, 20 bucks. I couldn't spend all my money, because I had to leave the country. Student: Is that from the time they chased you down with a helicopter and led you away with machine guns?

#3756

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:45 p.m.

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Dvorsky: So this class, we're going to learn classes. (pauses) Get it? Class: Haha...

#3755

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:44 p.m.

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Rose: So, what, did you just like look this up on Google? Student: Jack Phoebus has the computer in his brain. //one month later Adam Lott: We can just have Jack Phoebus google it. He has the computer in his brain.

#3754

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:42 p.m.

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//Adrianne and group are presenting Ad Slogan project Adarsh: So, are you like, serving the frosties melted? Adrianne: No, no- Adarsh: What?! Then, you should be serving them with a spoon! Adrianne: Umm...no. Adarsh: This is unacceptable! I eat my frosties with a spoon! //class proceed to argue on how slogan for frosties should be interpreted for next 20 minutes

#3753

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:40 p.m.

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//beginning of the year Radina: Ughhhh...Rose takes so many points off on quizzes! He's like ...like... Rose: Yeah. You took the quiz-20 points off!

#3752

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:39 p.m.

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Cuadrado: Sam! Is that a cell phone in your hands?!? Sam: (puts hands up) No! Cuadrado: OK...because I see students with phones all the time. And one time, I see something else and I was like - woah!

#3751

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Nov. 5, 2011, 8:32 p.m.

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//Right before a quiz, genetics class is talking about how Albert is always absent on quiz days Viju: Albert loafs soo much, like this one time... Albert (pops up out of nowhere): HI, VIJU! //Viju falls over

Apparently Albert actually was in class and nobody noticed him...

genetics, viju, albert