#13690

44

Dec. 4, 2025, 3:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: Just like in Monty Python when they throw a hand grenade at the big rabbit to turn it into itty bitty bits Andrew Zhao: Just like Nahom Schwartz: What? Nahom is not a rabbit? Andrew: Yes he is. I asked his sister.

#13400

-214

June 12, 2024, 8:25 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: I feel like Drake whenever he sees a kid

#12885

810

Jan. 24, 2024, 7:40 a.m.

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Lodal: Andrew! you're not in this class! Andrew: I am. Lodal: damn it...

#12881

26

Jan. 23, 2024, 7:47 a.m.

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Andrew: You know Mr. Lynch? Andrew: Why does he low key look like a Clash of Clans giant?

#12877

1010

Jan. 22, 2024, 10:25 a.m.

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//Avika is about to present her Ask a Biologist presentation about HPV Woodward: Let's hear about... HPV! Andrew Zhao: I think I have HPV

#12825

44

Jan. 5, 2024, 7:49 a.m.

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// Andrew Zhao says that his uber driver cancelled on him 3 times Andrew: that's what i'm saying Andrew: i'd cancel on myself too

#12794

99

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:46 a.m.

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Adithi: Carl Woese is the best person ever Andrew: is he sexy? Andrew: i'm joking Andrew: i forgot the swim team cheer but I know they say "sexy legs"

#12790

610

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:05 a.m.

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// Through phone call Andrew Zhao: Andy Ying, Eric Yang has something to say to you. Eric: I do not. Andrew: Approve that blairbash quote of me that you said yesterday.

#12781

1214

Dec. 20, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: I always skip leg day. Smolen: Never skip leg day! Leg day is the best day.

#12780

17

Dec. 20, 2023, 8:52 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: will you lick my feet for 20 bucks?