#4831

822

April 4, 2014, 8:42 p.m.

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// Freshman Chem, Pham is discussing quantum states and electron configurations Pham: Okay guy, I going to demonstrate the s, p, d, and f electron orbitals with wooden model. // Pham takes out the s, p, and f models, the d model is missing // With a serious face Pham: Hey! Someone took the D!

#4789

35

Feb. 27, 2014, 12:26 p.m.

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// Pham giving out SRP room numbers Pham: You weren't there the day you sign up for Room number? Pham: 316, 373, 327, meeny miney more

#4773

04

Feb. 21, 2014, 4:29 p.m.

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// Mr. Pham's email about homework Mr. Pham: Gas laws homework - Gas law homework is on edline You have

#4759

6268

Feb. 14, 2014, 3:12 p.m.

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//Pham taking our attendance for the first time Pham: Sambuha? Sambuddha: No, it's "Sambuddha." Pham: Oh yeah, he have the Double D's! My vision getting bad.

#3421

1313

May 28, 2011, 1:43 p.m.

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//Talking about the magnet picnic during comp. sci. Piper: ...and at the picnic there will also be six foot long veggie subs. //Alex Woo perks up Piper: And no Alex, it's not a 6 foot sub per person, it's to be shared. Alex: (sighs)

#3204

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April 8, 2011, 10:57 p.m.

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//Block C Chem class, Pham lecturing about actually doing work in R&E Theresa: Oh, Mr. Pham, I have a story!!! So....LISTEN TO ME!! You guys should stop playing Halo during R&E cause three years later, when you're a senior, you're gonna be like, oh crap, there's prom, I need a date. Then, you're gonna think back and say, When have I ever talked to a girl? Oh yeah, in my chem r&e group. So you're gonna go up to them and be like, Hey, remember me? I was in your chem r&e group. We haven't talked in a while but, will you go to prom with me? And since you played Halo instead of working, she's gonna say No. She's going to go with the guy that actually paid attention and talked to people instead of playing halo all day. Then what's gonna happen to you on prom night? You're gonna end up staying at home with your cat and playing halo.

#2943

3032

Feb. 17, 2011, 4:59 p.m.

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//Nadia was absent the day before, Valentine's Day Pham: Nadia, where you been yesterday? Nadia: I was sick. Pham: You not sick! You go on date!! (points to chocolate and card on Nadia's desk) What boy that from??

#2868

55

Feb. 2, 2011, 9:24 p.m.

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//student asks why human lungs intake oxygen and let out carbon dioxide when Shirley walks in Pham: ...do you understand why you pull bag over head you die now? Shirley: (bewildered) ...??

#2852

66

Feb. 1, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Pham: Watah taste terrible!! Why you think they make Coke?!

#2717

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Dec. 22, 2010, 7:32 p.m.

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//In R&E Ting Chen: [overly sarcastic tone] Yeah, like ANGELINA could do it. Angelina: I could! I just don't know how to.