#3167

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March 29, 2011, 11:43 a.m.

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Neel: So if vegetarians eat vegetables, libertarians eat liberty? Thomas McHale: And humanitarians eat humans!

#3119

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March 21, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Neel: They recycled the meat for the buffet. Milo: That's disturbing... Neel: You shouldn't care, you're vegetarian! Milo: Libertarian. Neel: Yeah...

#3032

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March 5, 2011, 10:33 a.m.

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Neel: (raving) This is basic multivariable calc! Mythili: That's an oxymoron.

#2701

88

Dec. 20, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Austin H: Hey, guys, what's the Universal Application? Neel K: It's like the Common App, but it works on Mars.

#2525

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Nov. 12, 2010, 10:24 a.m.

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//during lunch Ostrander: Playing cards again? I should refer you all for gambling! Neel: Come on man, this game is fun and we're not gambling! //someone explains the game to him Ostrander: All right, I'm in next round!

#2513

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Nov. 10, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Neel: I should really do my physlets. Mythili: You didn't do yours? Shames. Tsk-tsk. Neel: Yeah. Mythili: Actualy, I don't know why I'm saying that since I didn't do mine either.

#2469

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Nov. 3, 2010, 6:09 p.m.

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//a journalism student shows up during lunch Neel: Why do you guys like always come to our table man? Danderson: Since we always get them to go away, maybe they want to know how we do it? Neel: Or maybe they think we're like the magnet table or something. Danderson: *points at table with >12 magnets*

#2357

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Oct. 14, 2010, 1:36 p.m.

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Neel: It's like the big friendly giant. But not friendly.

#1496

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Feb. 15, 2010, 3:50 p.m.

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Neel: Wait, am I seriously in a group with two second semester seniors? Lindsey: Well, three actually. Neel: Great. I'm [screwed].

#1211

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Dec. 18, 2009, 1:26 p.m.

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//Stein is handing back a test on Infinite Series. Neel gets 100 (Meow!). Student: I didn't get the telescoping one... Neel: There was a telescoping series? I didn't notice. [Stein snatches Neel's test out of his hand.] I probably shouldn't have said that out loud... [Neel gets his test back with a score of 95.] Neel: -headdesk- //Later that class, Neel is tearing up his test. Stein (to Neel): What are you tearing up? ... Was that your test? [Neel nods] You have a final exam coming up in this class. You're going to need that to study. Why would you do that? Neel: To destroy evidence of my failings... Stein: What, did you get other stuff wrong? Neel: I dunno, I didn't look at it.